Saturday, February 27, 2010

Dia Tendang Budak Itu Macam Bola!

KUALA KUBU BHARU: “Dia tendang budak itu macam bola dan langsung tak pedulikan jeritan orang ramai yang melarangnya,” kata Ahmad Fikri Khalis, 19, yang menyaksikan Syafia Humairah Sahari, 3, dibelasah sehingga mati di padang bola sepak di Kampung Batu 30, Ulu Yam Lama, Batang Kali, dekat sini, petang kelmarin. Ahmad Fikri mendakwa, lelaki berusia 28 tahun terbabit yang juga pemandu teksi bukan saja menendang badan kanak-kanak malang itu, malah dia berulang kali memijak kepala mangsa hanya kerana Syafia Humairah masih di luar rumah ketika waktu senja. Dalam kejadian jam 7.30 malam itu, lelaki terbabit ‘naik angin’ apabila anak teman wanitanya itu tidak patuh arahannya supaya pulang ke rumah. Difahamkan, kanak-kanak malang itu sedang bermain di padang itu sambil menyaksikan beberapa remaja bermain bola sepak sebelum diserang lelaki durjana itu. Menurut Ahmad Fikri, lelaki terbabit secara tiba-tiba datang memarahi Syafia Humairah sebelum hilang pertimbangan lalu membelasah kanak-kanak itu tanpa belas kasihan. “Mulanya dia menampar dan menendang budak itu. Apabila mangsa terjatuh, dia memijak kepalanya walaupun menyedari perbuatannya dilihat beberapa remaja yang sedang bermain bola sepak,” katanya ketika ditemui di tempat kejadian, semalam. Menurut Ahmad Fikri, selepas lebih 10 minit membelasah kanak-kanak itu, lelaki terbabit beredar dari kawasan berkenaan sebelum orang ramai bergegas memberi bantuan kepada Syafia Humairah. “Seorang daripada penduduk yang menyaksikan kejadian cuba mengangkat budak itu untuk dibawa ke hospital. “Namun, belum pun sempat dia berbuat demikian, lelaki terbabit datang semula sebelum mengangkat mangsa memasuki teksinya. “Dia mendakwa akan membawa sendiri ‘anak tirinya’ itu ke hospital,” katanya. Ahmad Fikri berkata, berdasarkan pemerhatiannya, kanak-kanak malang itu sudah mati ketika dibawa masuk ke dalam teksi berkenaan. “Mana tidaknya, saya lihat dia langsung tidak bergerak, sebaliknya muka dan tubuhnya kelihatan pucat seperti orang sudah mati. Lebih menyedihkan, katanya, lelaki terbabit dilihat masih memukul mangsa ketika berada dalam teksinya. “Kami (penduduk) bukan tak nak tolong, tapi diugut lelaki berkenaan supaya tidak campur hal keluarganya,” katanya. Difahamkan, sebaik tiba di Hospital Kuala Kubu Bharu di sini, lelaki itu menyamar sebagai ‘bapa tiri’ mangsa sebelum mendakwa mereka terbabit dalam kemalangan menyebabkan anaknya itu cedera parah. Ahmad Fikri berkata, dia dan puluhan lagi rakannya yang menyaksikan kejadian itu tidak mungkin dapat melupakan kekejaman lelaki berkenaan. “Saya berharap pihak berkuasa mengenakan tindakan sewajarnya terhadap lelaki durjana terbabit berikutan kekejamannya itu. “Saya yakin penduduk di sini sanggup tampil membantu siasatan jika diperlukan pihak berkuasa,” katanya. http://www.hmetro.com.my/myMetro/articles/Tendangmacambola/Article

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Poems Written By Wife and Husband

A good and civil way to have a fight instead of physically....
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems,
he created YOU.

WIFE:Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you


Thanks to BZA

Monday, February 22, 2010

Panjangnya Keris Dia...


Aku cuma cakap "panjangnya keris dia..."

Pengantin tersenyum-senyum....

The Return of KBMCR


Ingat KBMCR? Jemput menyertai semula KBMCR dalam facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=320202075741

Thursday, February 18, 2010

This Is Malaysia - What A True Malaysian Should Know

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST :Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH :Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER :Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:Traffic Jam

NATIONAL CONDOM:None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buyingcondoms.So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearestpack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier caneven blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then aftera few pints they start swearing at everything.. ..

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,mother-in-law around, early appointment, food notdigested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond toocold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take thepill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t removemake-up, haven ' t shower, no water supply, going towatch ' Santa Barbara ', depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and youare all 'dried up'.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we haveanother secret weapon - Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU'?-on the way.

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE-10 minutes

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASEPetrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naikler... inclusive chicken meat?

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASES: Still cheaper than other country la....

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:there was accident on the other side of the road.. ofcourse must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypohlah!

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKYPARLIAMENT ROOFS:An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palmsand poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:None. We were misquoted.

NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!

NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYERFUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS:dunno. It's not as if we're anywhere near the middleeast.

NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROMFOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:We're about to unveil another badly designed low budgetcar, which, coupled with our notorious customer serviceand corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt againwithin the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely noneed for the Germans and their silly car-making andmarket-positioning knowhow, thank you very much.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHATEVER QUEUE) :everybody doing what lah............

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:Relax ler... government will give discount one of thesedays

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION) :give them minum kopi lar......

Creation Of The Universe Part III

It is We, who have built the universe with (Our creative) power, and, verily, it is We who are steadily expanding it - Quran, surah adh-Dhariyat: 47)

Creation Of The Universe Part II

1. He is the originator of the heavens and the earth - Quran, surah al-an'am: 101

2. Do unbelievers not see that the heavens and the earth were sawn together, and then We unstiched them - Quran, surah al-anbiya: 30