Wednesday, July 29, 2009

17 Rounds In The Wedding Night!!!!

The Star 27 July 2009-07-28
17 ROUNDS WITH THE DEVIL

Two women have filed for divorce on grounds that their husbands’ unsual sex drive is linked to black magic, reported Metro Ahad.

Case No. 1

SUPER HUSBAND OR SUPER NATURAL?

Syarie Lawyer Association deputy president, Musa Awang said in the first case, the couple had been married for a year.

“The riddle to the husband’s unnatural sex drive was answered when a relative of the wife saw the husband in the house when the family had seen him left for work earlier.

“The relative heard the husband’s voice in the bedroom and upon checking, found an ‘individual’ in the room looking exactly like the husband,” he said.

Case No. 2

All Started With Sex 17 Times On The Wedding Night (Malam Pertama)

Perubatan Islam Mustajab specialist, Nazri Md Isa said an 18-year-old had filed for fasakh after her husband asked her for sex more than 10 times a day.

Nazri said according to the wife, the husband had the ritual of going to the bathroom before having sex with her.

“It all started when he had sex with her 17 times on their wedding night. The wife did not suspect anything then as she thought he was merely performing his duty as a husband.

“But when the situation persisted, she discussed the matter with her mother-in-law, who told her that it was a normal behaviour”.

She told her own mother, who brought her to the religious department to file a report because the latter thought it was sexual abuse,” he said.

Investigation found that the husband’s demeanour was strange.

The wife and her family has a shock when they found “two individuals” that look alike in the bathroom.

Comment by religious leader, Datuk Abu Hasan Din Al-Hafiz:
It was not not impossible for a man to have sex many times in one night if he was “friendly with the devil”.

“It is not impossible for the devil to have carnal intercourse with the man’s wife”.

“This happens because the devil can appear to look like the husband,” he said.

He said that while it was normal for a man to want sex two or three times a day, anything more than the unsual would most probably not the husband but the devil.
Komen Almarizh:

Kes ini menyerupai orang yang ada membela “Hantu Raya”. Tujuannya ialah menjaga keselamatan harta benda dan rumahtangga dari kecurian, gangguan orang dan sebagainya. Malah, si tuan dikatakan tidak perlu bekerja. Diceritakan orang pada masa dahulu, dalam satu masa, ada orang melihat si tuan duduk berehat-rehat di rumah, dan “si tuan” yang lagi satu, yang betul-betul menyerupai si tuan yang sebenar, bekerja di bendang (sawah).

Tanah atau kebun si tuan dijaga oleh “si tuan” yang lagi satu. Dalam satu cerita lain, sipencuri yang berniat masuk ke tanah “si tuan” hendak mencuri terserempak dan dihambat satu lembaga yang betul-betul menyerupai “si tuan” pada hal waktu itu sudah dipastikan “si tuan” berada di rumahnya. Bagaimana boleh “si tuan” berada di dua tempat dalam satu masa?

Diceritakan orang juga “si tuan yang lagi satu” ini tidak akan menjawab apa-apa apabila ditegur orang hanya diam menbisu. Tidaklah diketahui pula bolehkah “Hantu Raya” ini boleh bercakap-cakap seperti si tuannya pula.

Hantu raya ini pula akan mendatangi isteri si tuan (melakukan hubungan sex) apabila si tuan tiada di rumah atau pergi merantau.

Pekerjaan seperti ini adalah syirik di sisi agama Islam dan berdosa besar yang tidak diampuni Allah.

Kes serupa ini sama dengan membela, memelihara, bersahabat dengan makhluk-makhluk yang berhubungan dengan Iblis dan Syaitan seperti toyol, hantu penanggal, polong dan sebagainya.

Dekatnya Allah Pada Diri Kita

Al-Quran Surah Al-Baqarah: 186

Dan apabila hamba-hambaKu bertanya kepadamu mengenai Aku maka (beritahu kepada mereka): sesungguhnya Aku (Allah) sentiasa hampir (kepada mereka); Aku perkenankan permohonan orang yang berdoa apabila ia berdoa kepadaKu. Maka hendaklah mereka menyahut seruanku (dengan mematuhi perintahKu), dan hendaklah mereka beriman kepadaKu supaya mereka menjadi baik serta betul.

Al-Quran Surah Qaf: 16

Dan demi sesungguhnya, Kami telah mencipta manusia dan Kami sedia mengetahui apa yang dibisikkan oleh hatinya, sedang (pengetahuan) Kami lebih dekat kepadanya daripada urat lehernya.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Some Useful household tips

Ants Problem:Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

To get pure and clean ice:Boil water first before freezing.

To make the mirror shine:Clean with spirit.

To remove chewing gum from clothes:Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.

To whiten white clothes Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes

To give a shine to hair:Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.

To get maximum juice out of lemons:Soak lemons in hot water for one hour, and then juice them.

To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking:Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage in the vessel while cooking.

To rid the smell of fish from your hands:Wash your hands with a little apple vinegar.

To avoid tears while cutting onions:Chew gum.

To boil potatoes quickly:Skin one potato from one side only before boiling.

To boil eggs quickly:Add salt to the water and boil.

To check freshness of fish:Put it in a bowl of cold water. If the fish floats, its fresh.

To check freshness of eggs:Put the egg in water. If it becomes horizontal, its fresh. If itbecomes slanting, its 3-4 days old. If it becomes vertical, its 10days old. If it floats, its stale.

To remove ink from clothes:Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

To skin sweet potatoes quickly:Soak in cold water immediately after boiling.

To get rid of mice or rats:Sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.

To get rid of mosquitoes at night:Keep leaves of mint near your bed or pillows and in around the room.

Makanan & Gelatin - Umat Islam Berwaspadalah. "Bersih", "Suci" & "Halal"

Pendahuluan

Pasal makan dan makanan, seringkali kita melihat orang Islam tidak mengambil berat halal atau haram makanan yang dimakan. Main bedal sahaja. Tanda Halal JAKIM yang pelbagai jenis pun ramai yang tidak tahu mana satu yang betul. Asal ada tulisan Jawi "Ha-Lam-Alif-Lam"
(halal), mereka kata halal dah tu, boleh makan. Lagi satu yang sangat mengelirukan, ada saja papan tanda "SERVE NO PORK", mereka datang makan. Mana halal dan haramnya yang diambil kira sebelum makan?

Bacalah artikel ini, mengapa mempastikan halal haram makanan termasuk penggunaan gelatin sangat penting kepada umat Islam.

GELATIN

Gelatin Halal adalah satu fenomena yang semakin ramai yang memperkatakannya.

Dunia hari ini terus hangat berbincang tentang isu sihat ini. Hampir seluruh umat Islam menjadi bimbang dengan bahan yang dinamakan gelatin ini. Ianya menjadi tanda tanya samada ianya halal atau tidak.Misi kita di sini adalah untuk memahami dan mengenalinya dengan lebih lanjut lagi, seterusnya memilih jalan yang terbaik, suci dan HALAL. Di dalam pertemuan pertama kita ini, kami akan cuba untuk memberi informasi untuk anda sebanyak-banyak yang termampu. Insya-ALLAH.

Gelatin adalah satu bahan yang digunakan di dalam industri makanan dan perubatan kerana sifatnya yang unik. Manusia telah menggunakan gelatin sejak beratus-ratus tahun yang lalu. Kini, kegunaannya telah diperluaskan ke dalam industri farmaseutikal, kosmetik dan teknikal pula. Tanpa gelatin, sesetengah produk tidak mungkin dapat dihasilkan.

Terdapat dua jenis gelatin. Gelatin ‘Type A’ kebanyakannya didapati dari kulit babi. Gelatin ‘Type B’ pula didapati dari tulang-tulang dan kulit-kulit haiwan ‘bovine’ seperti lembu, kambing dan kerbau.

Gelatin telah menjadi isu hangat bagi seluruh penduduk dunia termasuk orang-orang Islam, Yahudi, Vegetarian, Buddha dan lain-lain apabila mereka mengetahui sumber gelatin adalah dari tulang-tulang dan kulit-kulit haiwan. Bagi orang-orang Islam, walaupun sumbernya dari binatang yang halal dimakan, mereka harus memastikan bahawa haiwan-haiwan tersebut disembelih oleh orang Islam dan mengikut syariah.

Antara makanan yang sering mengandungi gelatin ialah:Konfeksioneri (coklat, gula-gula dan lain-lain) Puding, kek dan paiGummi jelli, Pastil berperisa Yogurt, keju dan butter Ais-krim Pencuci mulut segera Gula-gula getah (Chewing gum) Produk-produk daging yang diproses Gelatin digunakan dalam produk-produk diatas sebagai agen penstabil, agen penebal, agen pembuih, agen pelekat atau agen pengikat."Dengan itu masyarakat Islam wajib BERHATI-HATI dalam memilih dan membeli makanan kerana dikhuatiri mengandungi gelatin dari lemak babi atau haiwan yang tidak disahkan halal oleh Jabatan Kemajuan Islam Malaysia (JAKIM)"

Bila bercakap soal makanan dan minuman mengikut hukum Islam, ada dua perkara yang sentiasa dipersoalkan, Halal dan Haram. Lawan Halal adalah Haram yang bermaksud tidak mengikut hukum Islam atau dilarang sebagaimana tertulis dengan jelas di dalam Al'Quran. Jadi, pernahkah terfikir ianya halal atau tidak? Kadang-kadang, ianya lebih mudah sekiranya kita hanya memilih untuk makan ikan atau sayur-sayuran sahaja, kan ? Sebab ianya halal dan kita tidak perlu bimbang tentang apa-apa lagi. Tapi, sampai bila? Selepas sehari dua, mulailah mencari ayam, daging dan macam-macam lagi. Lepas itu, kita mula terfikir pula adakah ianya disembelih mengikut syarak ke tidak? dengan cara Islam atau tidak? Walau bagaimanapun kita akan terus tertanya-tanya dan tidak yakin dengan apa yang kita makan.

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Bagaimana pula dengan pencuci mulut? Pernahkah terfikir ianya halal atau tidak? Untuk pengetahuan anda, 90% daripada bahan yang digunakan untuk membuat pencuci mulut adalah menggunakan GELATIN. Dan kebanyakkannya datang dari gelatin yang diperbuat dari lemak babi dan sekiranya dari lembu, ianya amat meragukan kerana penyembelihan yang dipercayai tidak mengikut hukum Islam.BIMBANG!, RISAU!, RESAH...Itulah yang bermain di fikiran anda kan ? Apatah lagi bila kebanyakkan kek, puding, ice cream, jelly, frozen salad, chocolates, gummies dan berbagai-bagai jenis masakan lazat dan pencuci mulut lagi yang menggunakan gelatin yang didapati dari lemak babi kerana ianya sangat murah!!!

Pemilik restoran yang berugama Islam, tolonglah! Jadilah orang yang LEBIH BERTANGGUNGJAWAB terhadap perkara yang sangat sensitif di kalangan orang Islam ini. Tukang-tukang masak, Chef-Chef mesti tahu samada anda bahan yang digunakan di dalam makanan HALAL atau tidak. Anda mungkin hanya menghidangkan semangkuk puding atau sepotong kek sahaja untuk pencuci mulut tetapi tanggungjawab anda terhadap hukum Islam berada di dalam tangan anda.

Ibu-ibu, suri rumah, anda wajib menjadi LEBIH BERTANGGUNGJAWAB terhadap keluarga anda. Selalulah bertanya pada diri sendiri, adakah makanan itu Halal atau tidak? Anda hendaklah yakin dengan apa yang anda hidangkan kepada keluarga anda, kepada anak-anak anda. Ianya biarlah BERSIH, SUCI dan HALAL! desserts recipe.

Adakah anda ingat semua gelatin dari lemak babi atau haiwan yang tidak disahkan halal oleh Jabatan Kemajuan Islam Malaysia (JAKIM) ini hanya terdapat di dalam makanan? JANGAN TERKEJUT...ianya juga ada di dalam banyak jenis barangan-barangan lain lagi.Produk-produk lain yang mengandungi gelatin antaranya ialah:Kapsul penyalut ubatan Kapsul lembut (Softgel) seperti kapsul minyak ikan Berbagai-bagai jenis Ubat Gigi Hampir ke semua Kosmetik Kecantikan Semua Minyak Wangi Sabun-sabun mandi dan pelembut fabrik Losen Badan, kaki dan tangan .

"ASTARGFIRULLAH! WASPADALAH SAUDARA-SAUDARA KU! Sesungguhnya Iman kita yang lemah ini akan terus HANCUR hanya dengan memakan makanan haram dan menggunakan barangan haram.

Sebab itulah ianya AMAT DI TEGAH didalam Islam!"BEBERAPA MASALAH SEKIRANYA ANDA TERUS MENGAMBIL~ MAKANAN HARAM ~ Kehidupan kita tidak tenteram. Hasil daripada nutrien yang haram, kita akan dilanda pelbagai masalah dan kehidupan seharian kita tidak ceria serta selalu tertekan. Apabila kita memakan sesuatu makanan yang haram, ianya akan menjadi sebati dalam tubuh badan kita seterusnya menjadi darah daging kita. Lalu bala mulai melanda tanpa kita sedari mengapa dan sebab apa. Tubuh badan kita juga akan mudah dijangkiti berbagai jenis penyakit dan lemah sistem immuniti Apabila tubuh badan kita sarat dengan makanan haram, ianya akan mendorong kita berperangai buruk dan bersifat degil serta keras hati, berfikiran negatif, mudah berprasangka buruk terhadap orang lain. Kita akan berubah menjadi seorang yang begitu senang untuk meninggalkan solat dan melakukan perkara-perkara yang dilarang oleh ALLAH Diri kita juga akan terdorong kepada aktiviti yang tidak sihat seperti, melakukan maksiat, mengambil pil-pil khayal dan sebagainya. Tanpa kita sedari, kita akan mudah gagal dalam kehidupan kita walau pelbagai usaha yang telah kita lakukan.

Sesungguhnya mereka yang memakan makanan haram adalah mereka yang telah dihasut syaitan dan telah dipesongkan oleh orang-orang kafir.

"Batman is a "Khalwat"man

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/7/28/nation/4400775&sec=nation

Tuesday July 28, 2009
Man hangs like a bat in khalwat raid


STRUCK by fear and panic during a raid by religious department officials, a man wrapped himself in a sarong and hung like a bat from a toilet door to avoid detection, reported Harian Metro.
However, the 27-year-old man failed in his attempt to deceive officials and was nabbed for khalwat (close proximity), the report said.
Langkawi district religious department enforcer Aswad Kasa said a team raided the house in Kampung Nyior Cabang at about 3am on Sunday, after receiving a tip-off on immoral activities there.
He said the house looked empty on initial inspection, with the front door padlocked. When they knocked on the back door, a 25-year-old woman, clad only in a batik cloth, opened the door.
“The woman claimed she was staying alone in the house after separating from her husband.
“However, on inspection, we found a man in the toilet. He was hanging behind the door like a bat, fearing of being caught for khalwat,” he said, adding that the couple failed to prove that they were husband and wife.
Aswad said the man had frequently spent the night at the woman’s house in the past few weeks.

Ungrateful Daughters

http://blog.thestar.com.my/permalink.asp?id=25172

Monday, July 27, 2009
Shame these seven heartless daughters
Posted by: gundrohiker

I read in the star newspaper yesterday or the day before about an old Malay lady left at the hospital.

She had 7 daughters. Out of the 7, not even one wanted to care of her. It is said that one of her daughters kick her out of the house whereas another daughter would not even let the old lady step foot in her house.

I wonder who these 7 daughters are. What would be nice is if the Star newspaper can get from the old lady a picture of her seven daughters at their wedding day.What we can do then is take a full page advertisement of these seven daughters on their wedding day for the whole world to see these seven ungrateful daughters.Let their friends, colleagues and neighbours know what kind of people there are.

ALLAH Is In Your Heart

Maulana Jelaluddin Rumi said:

I tried to find Him on the Christian cross, He was not there;
I went to the Temple of the Hindus and to the old pagodas,
but I could not find a trace of Him anywhere.
I searched on the mountains and in the valleys but neither in the
heights nor in the depths was I able to find Him.
I went to the Kabbah in Makkah, but He was not there either.
I questioned the scholars and philosophers but He was beyond their understanding.
I then looked into my heart and it was there where He dwelled that
I saw Him; He was no where else to be found."

A Mouse In Kenya

One day a mouse was walking on the banks of a river that ran through the jungle in Kenya.

He saw a Hippopotamus in the water and shouted to the Hippopotamus, "Hey you, come out of the water onto this bank, NOW".The Hippopotamus lumbered onto the bank as requested. The mouse then said, "OK, you can get back in the water now".

The mouse continued walking along the bank until he came upon a lion having a little dip in the river. The mouseshouted across to the lion, "Hey you, up here, on this bank now!".The lion was a little concerned about this 'jumped up' mouse giving him orders but he complied and climbed up onto the bank. The mouse then said, "OK, you can get back into the water now". The lion shrugged and returned to the river.

The mouse continued his trip along the banks of the river until he came across an elephant having a good old soak.The mouse shouted to the elephant. "Hey you, Mr. Elephant, up here on this bank now!". The elephant lumbered out the water and was then told by the mouse to return to the water. The elephant however was a little bit annoyed about having his soak disturbed so he said to the mouse, "What is going on? I've just seen you call the Hippopotamus, the lion and now me out of the water, why are you doing this ?".

The mouse replied, "when I find out who stole my swimming trunks, I will kill him!".

Pencuri tak da la Inchik..Hantu ada la...

The Star
Monday July 27, 2009

Security guard ‘slapped’ by ghosts at housing area

TAMIL Nesan front paged a report of a security guard who was said to have been slapped by ghosts in Port Dickson.

It said S. Albert 32, was making his rounds of bungalow houses in Taman Indah Mas at about 5.30am on Friday when he heard noises coming from a vacant unit.

He shone his torchlight through the window and was shocked to see mysterious white figure with red eyes and long hair.

Albert ran to the guards control room and inform his colleague who told him that his face had scratch marks and was bleeding.

Residents who got wind of the incident gathered with batons and sticks to check the empty bungalow but found nothing suspicious.

Policemen later broke the locks to enter the bungalow and found nothing unusual. The crowd were left stunned when the scratch marks on Albert’s face disappeared the moment he washed it with water.

Al-Fatihah For Allahyarhamah Yasmin


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http://yasminthestoryteller.blogspot.com/

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Monday, July 27, 2009

Different S W O T

There are four things that you cannot recover in life:

(1) The Stone..........after it's thrown,

(2) The Word.............after it's said,

(3) The Occasion.....after it's missed, and

(4) The Time............after it's gone..

Berapa Lama Wahai Habsah?

Dari Kuliah Tafsir Al-Quran di Radio IKIM pada 27 Julai 2009 Jam 6.30 pagi.
Ustaz Haji Zahazan telah menceritakan kisah Khalifah Saidina Umar Al Khatab r.a telah bertanya kepada anaknya, habsah, mengenai berapa lama sesaorang wanita itu boleh bertahan tidak didatangi (mengadakan hubungan suami isteri) dengan suaminya.
Habsah menjawab, :"kenapa ayahanda bertanya begitu?"
Saidina Umar menjawab " Kalau bukan kerana kepentingan Umat Islam, aku tidak akan bertanya soalan sedemikian rupa".
Seterusnya Habsah menjawab, " 4 bulan".
Demikianlah setiap peperangan yang berlaku, Saidina Umar akan membuat penggantian (replacement) tentera Islam pergi berperang tidak melebihi tempoh seperti yang dikatakan oleh anaknya, Habsah.
Kita fikirkanlah sekiranya tempoh melepasi 4 bulan tersebut, kemungkinan apakah boleh berlaku?

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Conspiracy or What? The Story of Micheal Jackson

----- Forwarded Message ----From: AGR
Thank you to BZA

Respon dari penerima-penerima e-mail:

1. My 'doa' goes for this great man whom I never have any doubts on his kindness and sincerity. May Allah bless his soul and all his kind deeds. Kindly scroll and share with others.

2. Untuk tatapan bersama. Memang dah agak ini semua satu conspiracy and may Allah bless him....

Please read this...............
Michael Jackson (MJ) was known as the most loving person in the world.Hegave up most of his assets for charity and all his life, he fought forequality of the African Americans, AIDS victims, Against Drug Abuse,AgainstAbortion, Against Child Labor and secretly channelled his properties forthehungry children of the world. However, he wasn't peace at heart. Healwaysthink of himself as a child trapped inside a man's body. Being Peter Panisall his dream, never to grow up, forever a child. That inspires him tobuildNeverland - a heaven for children. Children of all ages and races arewelcomed to Neverland. MJ had so much love to give.
However, he made a mistake which he didn't know of the consequences. Hesawthe peaceful life his brother, Jermaine (Muhammad Abdul Aziz) had as aMuslim - true, Jermaine faced so much pressure that he moved to Bahrain.
In 1989, MJ made a press conference which shocked the world, "I haveseenthe Islam in the life of my brother, I have read the books about Islam.AndI'd love to someday feel the calmness and peace of Islam...."
Since that, MJ's life was never the same again.He was accused of so many accusations against child molestation. MJ wasnotsomeone who can deal with much pressure as he is a 'delicate child'. Alltheextortion and black mail followed after that. Everything he did wasbeingseen as wrong in the eyes of the Media. All these are to influence hisfansto hate MJ. If he is hated, then he would not be influencial anymore.
For several years, he stayed in England . Getting motivation from a longtime friend, Cat Stevens, who had converted into Islam - named YusufIslam.From him, MJ learnt how Yusuf had survived being Muslim. He made friendswith a song writer, Zain Bhikha too, who wrote a song titled, "GIVETHANKSTO ALLAH", which he wanted MJ to sing whenever he is ready.
Following his trial, MJ withdrew to Bahrain , where he was the specialguestof sheik Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa, the son of Bahrain 's king. Itwasthen that Michael began to give conversion more "serious thought."MJ stayed in Bahrain for approximately 3 years. He studied Islam, theprayers and learn to read the Koran (al-Quran).

Finally, he came back to Los Angeles and in November 2008 MJ hadformallyconverted to Islam in a ceremony at a close friend's house in LosAngeles .He perform Haj with the King of Bahrain and son on December 2008.

He had a hidden agenda when he wanted to make a final comeback. Heannoucedin a press conference on March 2009, "This will be my final concert.I'llsee you all in July...."
He planned that during his concert, he would announce that this is theFINALconcert as he wouldn't be performing anymore. He will declare that he isaMuslim and will only sing with Yusuf Islam and Friends.At the end of the concert, he will be singing the song, "GIVE THANKS TOALLAH" with Yusuf Islam. That is the reason why he chose London as hisfinalconcert venue instead of the USA . It was because he thought he couldescapethe USA 's extortion, and that he could perform with yusuf Islam who isinEngland .
At 12.30am, 25th June 2009, he hugged his production manager and said,"After reherasing for 2 months, I am finally ready for the concert..."Before leaving to sleep, he waved his dancers, "It was a good nighteveryone. I'll see you all tomorrow..."The next thing... He was pronouced dead at 2.26am....
When 911 was called, there are so much questions asked. It is as if theydidn't know who MJ is and where he lived. The questions asked are moretowards to delay time.The hospital said the autopsy result can only be obtained after 2 months-very illogical as even the worst African technology could obtain theresultin less than 2 weeks.
MJ's family members opt for second private autopsy as they started tofeelsomething fishy is going on. The result came out in about 4 days - MJwasdrugged with high dosage of anaesthetic - drug that brings about areversible loss of consciousness, if used to much could stop the heartfrombeating.
Another result which was not aired in the media was, MJ's stomach isemptyof this drug, but his blood were filled with it - same case as the deathofMarilyn Monroe.The private doctors also found many needle marks, afraid to be forcedinjections given to MJ on his bed.
In CNN Live after a week, Barack Obama was interviewed. And he said, "IloveMJ, I grew up listening to his songs. It is a great loss, but restassuredthat there is no conspiracy in his death..."Now, why must a President made such statement before the officialautopsyresult came out? How would he know that there is no conspiracy withoutthepost-mortem result? Seems like someone is afraid of his shadows.
MJ was known to the world as a person who is against drug abuse. Whymust hebe addicted to drug, then? If he wanted to commit suicide, why rehearseforhis concert? And why will he want to see his dancers the next day?
Enough about his death. I am sure people around the world is not stupidanymore. These supreme power can fool us during the Marilyn Monroeconspiracy, Martin Luther King and Princess Diana. But in this MJ'scase,they left too many loopholes for those who think...!!

MJ left us with this unfinished studio-recorded song, GIVE THANKS TOALLAH.You can download this song here:http://www.filefactory.com/file/ahb80ff/n/Micheal_Jackson_-_Give_Thanks_To_Allah_mp3
MJ's family was about to give him a Muslim burial with the help of TheBrotherhood of Islam. But, the CIA showed up at Neverland's door -blackmailed them that if they do so publicly, Katherine (MJ's mother)wouldbe pull off from MJ's 3 children's custody as well as MJ's estates.Instead,they'll hire Debbie Rowe for the purpose, and the court will be in theirfavour. So much for democracy and fairness...
Finally, they agreed to let MJ have a Muslim Burial in Neverland. But incondition, must show to the public a Christian Memorial Service, as toproveto the world that MJ was never a Muslim.
So, Staples Centre was just a normal show. That's why the coffin wasclosedand sealed.
MJ was buried days earlier. The Gold Coffin was empty. They were abouttobury the Coffin according to Christianity ways in Hollywood - as intheirdeal with the USA Government.
These happened, because .........is afraid of the rising numbers of Muslimsin the world.

Kisah Kapur dan Pemadam, Karpet dan Al-Quran

Petikan dari OnePanicMan.

Seorang guru wanita sedang bersemangat mengajarkan sesuatu kepada murid-muridnya. Ia duduk menghadap murid-muridnya. Di tangan kirinya ada kapur, di tangan kanannya ada pemadam.

Guru itu berkata, "Saya ada satu permainan... Caranya begini, ditangan kiri saya ada kapur, di tangankanan ada pemadam. Jika saya angkat kapur ini, maka berserulah "Kapur!", jika saya angkat pemadam ini, maka katalah "Pemadam!" Murid muridnya pun mengerti dan mengikuti.

Guru berganti-gantian mengangkat antara kanan dan kiri tangannya, semakin lama semakin cepat. Beberapa saat kemudian guru kembali berkata, "Baik sekarang perhatikan. Jika saya angkat kapur, maka sebutlah "Pemadam!", jika saya angkat pemadam, maka katakanlah "Kapur!". Dan diulangkan seperti tadi, tentu saja murid-murid tadi keliru dan kekok, dan sangat sukar untuk mengubahnya. Namun lambat laun, mereka sudah biasa dan tidak lagi kekok.

Selang beberapa saat, permainan berhenti. Sang guru tersenyum kepada murid-muridnya. "Murid-murid, begitulah kita umat Islam. Mulanya yang haq itu haq, yang bathil itu bathil. Kita begitu jelas membezakannya. Namun kemudian, musuh musuh kita memaksakan kepada kita dengan perbagai cara, untuk menukarkan sesuatu, dari yang haq menjadi bathil, dan sebaliknya.

Pertama-tama mungkin akan sukar bagi kita menerima hal tersebut, tapi kerana terus disosialisasikan dengan cara-cara menarik oleh mereka, akhirnya lambat laun kamu akan terbiasa dengan hal itu. Dan anda mulai dapat mengikutinya. Musuh-musuh kamu tidak pernah berhenti membalik dan menukar nilai dan ketika.

"Keluar berduaan, berkasih-kasihan tidak lagi sesuatu yang pelik, Zina tidak lagi jadi persoalan, pakaian seksi menjadi hal yang lumrah, tanpa rasa malu, sex sebelum nikah menjadi suatu kebiasaan dan trend, hiburan yang asyik dan panjang sehingga melupakan yang wajib adalah biasa, materialistik kini menjadi suatu gaya hidup dan lain lain." "Semuanya sudah terbalik. Dan tanpa disedari, anda sedikit demi sedikit menerimanya tanpa rasa ia satu kesalahan dan kemaksiatan. Paham?" tanya Guru kepada murid-muridnya. "Paham cikgu...""

Baik permainan kedua..." begitu Guru melanjutkan."Cikgu ada Qur'an,cikgu akan letakkannya di tengah karpet. Sekarang anda berdiri diluar karpet. Permainannya adalah , bagaimana caranya mengambil Qur'an yang ada ditengah tanpa memijak karpet?"Murid-muridnya berpikir . Ada yang mencuba alternat if dengan tongkat,dan lain-lain. Akhirnya Guru memberikan jalan keluar, digulungnya karpet, dan ia ambil Qur'an. Ia memenuhi syarat, tidak memijak karpet .

"Murid-murid, begitulah ummat Islam dan musuh-musuhnya. .. Musuh-musuh Islam tidak akan memijak-mijak anda dengan terang-terang. ..Kerana tentu anda akan menolaknya mentah mentah. Orang biasapun tak akan rela kalau Islam dihina dihadapan mereka. Tapi mereka akan menggulung anda perlahan-lahan dari pinggir, sehingga anda tidak sadar. "Jika seseorang ingin membuat rumah yang kuat, maka dibina tapak yang kuat. Begitulah Islam, jika ingin kuat, maka bangunlah aqidah yang kuat. Sebaliknya, jika ingin membongkar rumah, tentu susah kalau dimulai dgn tapaknya dulu, tentu saja hiasan-hiasan dinding akan dikeluarkan dulu, kerusi dipindahkan dulu, Almari dibuang dulu satu persatu, baru rumah dihancurkan. " "Begitulah musuh-musuh Islam menghancurkan kita. Ia tidak akan menghentam terang-terangan, tapi ia akan perlahan-lahan meletihkan anda. Mulai dari perangai anda, cara hidup, pakaian dan lain-lain, sehingga meskipun anda muslim, tapi anda telah meninggalkan ajaran Islam dan mengikuti cara yang mereka... Dan itulah yang mereka inginkan." "Ini semua adalah fenomena Ghazwul Fikri (Perang Pemikiran). Dan inilah yang dijalankan oleh musuh musuh kita... "

"Kenapa mereka tidak berani terang-terang memijak-mijak cikgu?" tanya murid- murid."Sesungguhnya dahulu mereka terang-terang menyerang, misalnya Perang Salib, Perang Tartar, dan lain-lain. Tapi sekarang tidak lagi." "Begitulah Islam... Kalau diserang perlahan-lahan, mereka tidak akan sedar, akhirnya hancur. Tapi kalau diserang serentak terang-terangan, mereka akan bangkit serentak, baru mereka akan sadar"."Kalau begitu, kita selesaikan pelajaran kita kali ini, dan mari kita berdoa dahulu sebelum pulang..."

Matahari bersinar terik takala anak-anak itu keluar meninggalkan tempat belajar mereka dengan pikiran masing-masing di kepalanya... RENUNGILAH SAHABAT SEMUA..TOLONG SEBARKAN PADA SAUDARA2 ISLAM KITA..MOGA ALLAH MEMBERI TAUFIQ DAN HIDAYAH PADA KITA DAN KELUARGA KITA... MARILAH KITA SAMA2 SEDAR BAHAWA AGAMA,BANGSA DAN TANAHAIR KITA SEMAKIN TERANCAM!UMAT ISLAM SEMAKIN MUDAH DIBELI DENGAN WANG RINGGIT, DILALAIKAN DENGAN KEINDAHAN DAN MEMUJA KESERONOKAN HIDUP, HINGGA HILANG MARUAH DAN HARGA DIRI!!

JUSTERU, MARILAH, KITA BETULKAN APA YG TERMAMPU BERSAMA2..USAH HANYA BILA SEGALANYA SUDAH TERJADI, SAMA SEPERTI SAUDARA KITA DINEGARA2 LAINNYA, BARU KESEDARAN ITU TIMBUL, MUNGKIN MASIH BELUM TERLAMBAT TAPI KITA SUDAH TERLEWAT UTK MERUBAH DAN MEMBAIKI KEROSAKAN YG DIALAMI.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Why? Why? Why?

Original: Thanaraj G.
Fowarded by Norchahaya & Din Boria

do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE.... ..The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Monday, July 20, 2009

The Best Five Riddles

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN...THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM....RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING....ENJOY. ..THIS SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER FOR YEARS....

Think hard, don't take the easy way out
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away ?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it.

In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching! . . . . . . . . . . .


THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW: Answers: 1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right?

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!

5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Aku Kaya...Kaya...Kaya....

Sumber: http://www.topix.net/my/kuala-lumpur/2009/05/malaysias-40-richest

Robert Kuok Kekal Rakyat Malaysia Terkaya Dengan Kekayaan AS$9 BilionKUALA LUMPUR, 28 Mei -- Robert Kuok, peneraju Kumpulan Kuok, kekal sebagai rakyat Malaysia terkaya dengan nilai bersih AS$9 bilion, turun daripada AS$10 bilion setahun lepas, demikian menurut Senarai Terkaya Forbes Asia Malaysia 2009.

Dalam satu kenyataan di sini Khamis, Forbes berkata Kuok telah menduduki tempat itu setiap tahun sejak Forbes Asia memulakan ranking 40 rakyat Malaysia terkaya pada 2006.

Ahli perniagaan Ananda Krishnan menduduki tempat kedua dengan nilai bersih AS$7 bilion, turun daripada AS$7.2 bilion pada tahun lepas. Beliau juga mengekalkan ranking yang sama setiap tahun sejak 2006.Secara bersama, Kouk dan Ananda mencatatkan 44 peratus daripada kekayaan teratas 40 rakyat Malaysia terkaya.Mereka juga menusia terkaya di Asia Tenggara.

Rakyat Malaysia ketiga terkaya ialah Tan Sri Lee Shin Cheng, ketua Kumpulan IOI, salah satu peneraju pengendali ladang kelapa sawit terbesar dunia. Beliau bernilai AS$3.2 bilion, turun daripada AS$5.5 bilion pada tahun lepas tetapi mengekalkan kedudukannya ditempat ketiga.

Empat puluh orang rakyat Malaysia terkaya yang disatukan bernilai AS$36 bilion, turun daripada AS$46 bilion setahun lepas.Ia menyatakan kemerosotan 22 peratus kekayaan itu sebahagian besarnya disebabkan sejajar dengan penurunan 21 peratus di Indeks Komposit Kuala Lumpur (KLCI) dan tidaklah buruk sangat, jika diambil kira ringgit Malaysia telah turun 10 peratus berbanding dolar AS, nilai mata wang yang digunakan bagi ukuran itu.

Malaysia mempunyai sembilan orang bernilai berbilion dolar yang secara bersama bernilai AS$30 bilion atau 84 peratus daripada keseluruhan kekayaan yang dihimpunkan oleh 40 orang terkaya di negara ini.Ini merupakan perbezaan kekayaan terbesar di dalam senarai terkaya Forbes Asia.Tan Sri Vincent Tan (ranking 10, AS$750 juta) dari Berjaya Corporation Bhd merupakan satu-satunya rakyat Malaysia yang terkeluar daripada ranking mereka yang memiliki kekayaan berbilion dolar dalam tempoh 12 bulan lepas kerana harga saham syarikatnya merosot.Tiga orang yang memasuki kumpulan terkaya itu ialah anggota Lembaga Pengarah IOI Chan Fong Ann (ranking 18, AS$209 juta), tauke judi Tan Sri Chen Lip Keong (ranking 21, AS$195 juta) dan eksekutif perisian Goh Peng Ooi (ranking 34, AS$112 juta).Empat orang menyertai semula kumpulan itu selepas terkeluar selama setahun atau lebih.Antara mereka ialah Tan Sri Syed Mohd Yusof Tun Syed Nasir (ranking 37, AS$100 juta) dan Tan Sri Tan Teong Hean (ranking 39, AS$95 juta), yang menjuual saham Southern Bank beberapa tahun lepas dan kini membuat pelaburan baru.Terbitan terbaru Forbes Asia turut menonjolkan Tan Sri Francis Yeoh, peneraju konglomerat YTL (ranking tujuh, AS$1.8 bilion).Senarai penuh rakyat Malaysia terkaya dan cerita mengenai Francis Yeoh boleh diperolehi pada terbitan 8 Jun Forbes Asia, yang boleh diperolehi di kedai-kedai buku.


Rank Name Net Worth ($MIL) Age
1 Robert Kuok 9,000 85
2 Ananda Krishnan 7,000 71
3 Lee Shin Cheng 3,200 70
4 Lee Kim Hua 2,500 80
5 Teh Hong Piow 2,400 79
6 Quek Leng Chan 2,300 68
7 Yeoh Tiong Lay 1,800 79
8 Syed Mokhtar AlBukhary 1,100 57
9 Tiong Hiew King 1,000 74
10 Vincent Tan 750 57
11 Azman Hashim 470 69
12 William H.J. Cheng 390 66
13 G. Gnanalingam 260 64
14 Lim Kok Thay 225 57
15 Anthony Fernandes 220 45
16 Mokhzani Mahathir 215 48
17 Lee Oi Hian 210 58
18 Chan Fong Ann 209 78
19 Kamarudin Meranun 205 48
20 Chong Chook Yew 200 87
21 Chen Lip Keong 195 61
22 Lee Swee Eng 190 53
23 Jeffrey Cheah 185 64
24 Lim Wee Chai 180 51
25 Ahmayuddin bin Ahmad 175 52
26 Lee Hau Hian 174 55
27 Lau Cho Kun 165 73
28 Vinod Sekhar 150 41
29 Liew Kee Sin 140 50
30 Tiah Thee Kian 135 61
31 Rozali Ismail 130 53
32 Lin Yun Ling 115 54
33 Yaw Teck Seng 113 71
34 Goh Peng Ooi 112 53
35 Eleena Azlan Shah 110 49
36 David Law Tien Seng 105 NA
37 Syed Mohd Yusof Tun Syed Nasir 100 61
38 Hamdan Mohamad 98 53
39 Tan Teong Hean 95 65
40 Kua Sian Kooi 90 56

Dari jumlah di atas, tuan-tuan kira sendirilah:
1. Jumlah kekayaan (RM) dunia di Malaysia ini.
2. Jumlah kekayaan bukan bumiputra
3. Jumlah kekayaan Melayu/bumiputera.
4. Kesimpulannya.

Isu Tragis: Seorang Wanita Islam Warga Mesir Di Bunuh Dalam Mahkamah Hanya Kerana Dirinya Telah Menang Kes Hina Pakai Tudung Di Jerman

Ini adalah satu berita sedih yang baru kami terima menerusi email dari seorang sahabat.

Kejadian ini sungguh mengejutkan dan pasti meruntun jiwa umat Islam di seluruh dunia. Tragedi menyayatkan hati ini jelas sekali cuba untuk disembunyikan oleh media antarabangsa bagi tidak menimbulkan kekecohan dikalangan umat Islam. Namun, sebagai rasa prihatin dan terpanggil untuk menyebarkan kisah ini maka dibawah ini kami paparkan email yang diterima itu untuk tatapan para pembaca budiman semua. Semoga cerita ini akan memberi pengajaran buat diri kita untuk dijadikan tauladan serta panduan yang berguna. Sebarkan info ini buat tatapan seluruh umat Islam.

"Kisah menyayat hati ini berlaku minggu lepas. Kisahnya begini, seorang muslimat Mesir di Jerman, Marwa Al-Sherbini , yang pada Ogos 2008 telah memfailkan saman kepada jirannya yang menggelarnya sebagai 'Terrorist', kerana beliau berhijab. Diulang, beliau digelar 'Pengganas', kerana beliau B.E.R.T.U.D.U.N.G. !! KEJADIAN INI BERLAKU DALAM MAHKAMAH. Setelah mendengar hujah kedua-dua pihak pada Rabu minggu lepas, mahkamah mendapati lelaki, yakni jiran kepada Marwa tadi bersalah, dan dikehendaki membayar denda 2800 Euro. Lelaki terbabit (jirannya) telah menerkam ke arah Marwa, dan menikam mangsa 18 kali !! Ya, anda tak salah baca, memang 18 kali, dan yang paling teruk, Marwa ditikam sehingga mati, sambil beliau memeluk anaknya. Dan Marwa ketika itu mengandung 4 bulan...tragis bukan?

Belum cukup tragis, ada lagi. Suami Marwa yang melihat isterinya ditikam terus menerkam ke arah lelaki tadi, dan....akhirnya suaminya juga ditikam 3 kali. Nah. Tidak cukup dengan itu, pengawal keselamatan yang 'melihat' kejadian tadi telah bertindak menembak suami Marwa. Nah...ini baru betul-betul tragis. Sekarang anda fikir, bagaimana logik seorang perempuan ditikam 18kali di dalam mahkamah, tanpa ada seorang pun yang bertindak menyelamatkan wanita ini, melainkan suaminya, yang akhirnya juga ditembak.

Logik atau tidak anda mengambil masa hanya 1 saat untuk menikam 18 kali? Cuba anda tikam angin 18 kali, berapa lama masa yang anda ambil, tikam secepat mungkin. Malah 1 saat untuk 1 tikaman pun sukar dicapai. Maka tidakkah anda terfikir kenapa reaksi manusia di situ terlalu lembab? Bengong bukan !! Seorang pemerhati telah berkata tentang suami Marwa, "Dia bukan seorang yang berambut perang, jadi dia tentu penyerangnya." Ya, ini logik pada pandangan mereka. Tapi sesekali tidak bagi kita. Itu isu pertama, isu kedua adalah mengapa seakannya media barat cuba menutup isu ini. Langsung tidak dihebohkan. Adakah kerana darah orang Islam tidak sama dengan darah mereka? Ermm..logik bukan. Hanya orang yang gila sahaja percaya ini. Mungkin ada antara yang membaca entri ini berfikir bahawa ini hanya isu kecil, mengapa perlu dihebohkan. Ada bukan? Ini bukan soal peka semata-mata, cuba anda fikir, kalau Marwa boleh ditikam 18 kali dalam mahkamah, 'tanpa disedari' maka adakah mungkin mereka2 ini menyedari pembunuhan demi pembunuhan yang berlaku nun di Gaza, di Tebing Barat, di Darfur, dan yang terbaru di China. Atau ada antara anda yang masih tidak tahu saudara kita dibunuh di China. Ya, logik la sikit kalau anda tidak tahu, sebab semua pembunuhan tadi berlaku di luar mahkamah"

Sama-samalah kita mendoakan agar roh Allahyarhamah serta suaminya akan ditempatkan dikalangan orang-orang beriman dan mendapat keberkatan dariNya. Al-Fatihah.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Mak Kita..Dunia Akhirat...

Asal: Noorchahaya
Terima kasih kepada Din Boria
Marilah kita berkongsi dengan semua orang


Siapa ingat apa kata Rasulullah, bandingan ibu dengan bapa?
Jawapannya, Rasulullah sebut 3 kali Ibu, barulah Bapa.
Apa ertinya?

Dalam Quran pun ada tentang Ibu. Berkata "ahh" pun jangan.

Selalu orang kata "syurga di bawah tapak kaki Ibu". Apa ertinya?

Ingatkah kisah "Si Tenggang" yang derhaka pada Ibu?

Ingatkah kisah "Malim Kundang"?

***********************************************************
Orang kata aku lahir dari perut Mak..
(bukan org kata...memang betul)

Bila dahaga, yang susukan aku....Mak
Bila lapar, yang suapkan aku....Mak
Bila keseorangan, yang sentiasa di sampingku.. ..Mak
Kata mak, perkataan pertama yang aku sebut....Mak

Bila bangun tidur, aku cari....Mak
Bila nangis, orang pertama yang datang .....Mak
Bila nak bermanja, aku dekati....Mak
Bila nak bergesel, aku duduk sebelah....Mak

Bila sedih, yang boleh memujukku hanya......Mak
Bila nakal, yang memarahi aku....Mak
Bila merajuk, yang memujukku cuma..........Mak
Bila melakukan kesalahan, yang paling cepat marah....Mak
Bila takut, yang tenangkan aku....,Mak
Bila nak peluk, yang aku suka peluk....Mak

Aku selalu teringatkan ....Mak
Bila sedih, aku mesti talipon....Mak
Bila seronok, orang pertama aku nak beritahu........Mak
Bila bengang.. aku suka luah pada..Mak
Bila takut, aku selalu panggil...
"Mmaaakkkk! "
Bila sakit, orang paling risau adalah....Mak

Bila nak exam, orang paling sibuk juga.......Mak
Bila buat hal, yang marah aku dulu...........Mak
Bila ada masalah, yang paling risau.... Mak

Yang masih peluk dan cium aku sampai hari ni.. Mak
Yang selalu masak makanan kegemaranku....Mak

kalau balik ke kampung, yang selalu bekalkan ulam & lauk-pauk.....
Mak
Yang selalu simpan dan kemaskan barang-barang aku....Mak

Yang selalu berleter kat aku...Mak
Yang selalu puji aku....Mak
Yang selalu nasihat aku....Mak
Bila nak kahwin..Orang pertama aku tunjuk dan rujuk.......Mak

Aku ada pasangan hidup sendiri....

Bila seronok, aku cari....pasanganku
Bila sedih, aku cari....Mak

Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada....pasanganku
Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada....Mak

Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat....pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat....Emakku

Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa....pasanganku
Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah....Mak

Bila sambut valentine.. Aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu...aku cuma dapat ucapkan "Selamat Hari Ibu
"

Selalu.. aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu.. Mak ingat kat aku

Bila-bila... aku akan talipon pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak talipon Mak

Selalu...aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak belikan hadiah untuk Emak

Renungkan:
"Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja...
bolehkah kau kirim wang untuk Mak?
Mak bukan nak banyak... lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah".

Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya........

Tapi kalau Mak sudah tiada..........
MAKKKKK...RINDU MAK.... RINDU SANGAT....


Berapa ramai yang sanggup menyuapkan ibunya....
berapa ramai yang sanggup mencuci muntah ibunya.....

berapa ramai yang sanggup. mengantikan lampin ibunya.....
berapa ramai yang sanggup..... membersihkan najis ibunya.......
berapa ramai yang sanggup....... membuang ulat dan membersihkan luka kudis ibunya....
berapa ramai yang sanggup berhenti kerja untuk menjaga ibunya.....

Dan akhir sekali berapa ramai yang sembahyang JENAZAH ibunya......

Al-Kisah:
Seorang anak mendapatkan ibunya yang sedang sibuk menyediakan makan
malam di dapur lalu menghulurkan sekeping kertas yang bertulis
sesuatu. Si ibu segera mengesatkan tangan di apron menyambut kertas

yang dihulurkan oleh si anak lalu membacanya.Kos upah membantu ibu:


1) Tolong pergi kedai : RM4.00
2) Tolong jaga adik : RM4..00
3) Tolong buang sampah : RM1.00
4) Tolong kemas bilik : RM2.00
5) Tolong siram bunga : RM3.00
6) Tolong sapu sampah : RM3.00
7) Jumlah : RM17.00


Selesai membaca, si ibu tersenyum memandang si anak sambil sesuatu
berlegar-legar si mindanya. Si ibu mencapai sebatang pen dan
menulis sesuatu di belakang kertas yang sama.


· Kos mengandungkanmu selama 9 bulan - PERCUMA
· Kos berjaga malam kerana menjagamu - PERCUMA
· Kos air mata yang menitis keranamu - PERCUMA
· Kos kerunsingan kerana bimbangkanmu - PERCUMA
· Kos menyediakan makan minum, pakaian, dan keperluanmu
· -PERCUMA
§ Jumlah Keseluruhan Nilai Kasihku - PERCUMA

Air mata si anak berlinang setelah membaca apa yang dituliskan oleh
siibu. Si anak menatap wajah ibu,memeluknya dan berkata
"Saya Sayangkan Ibu". Kemudian si anak mengambil pen dan menulis
"Telah Dibayar" pada muka surat yang sama ditulisnya.


SAYANGILAH IBU ANDA SEPERTIMANA DIA MEYAYANGI ANDA.

Kelebihan Solat Tahajud

Orang yang rajin melakukan solat sunat tahajud mendapat 9 kelebihan. 5 daripadanya diperoleh di dunia, manakala selebihnya akan diperoleh di akhirat.

5 kelebihan yang diperoleh di dunia:
Allah akan menyelamatkannya daripada bencana
Tanda berkat pada wajahnya
Disukai oleh ramai manusia
Allah jadikannya seorang yang bijaksana
Bila bercakap penuh hikmah

4 kelebihan yang akan diperoleh di akhirat:
Wajahnya bercahaya
Diringankan hisab
Menyeberangi titian sirat seperti kilat yang menyambar
Dapat buku amalan dengan tangan kanan

"Ya Allah…ringankan tubuh badan kami untuk bangun mengadap dan bermunajat padaMu di sepertiga malamMu…"

Mari Mari, Anda Lahir Bulan Berapa?

Rahsia Bulan Kelahiran Mengikut Bulan Kelahiran

BERDASARKAN KAJIAN OLEH DATO FADZILLAH KAMSAH

Bulan Januari
Bercita-cita tinggi dan orangnya serius, suka mendidik dan dididik, sangat mudah melihat kelemahan orang dan suka mengkritik, rajin dan setiap yg dibuat nampak keuntungan, suka smart, kemas dan teratur, bersifat sensitif , berfikiran mendalam, pandai mengambil hati org lain, pendiam kecuali telah dirangsang, agak pemalu daya tumpuan yang sangat tinggi, mudah mendisiplinkan diri sendiri, badannya sihat tetapi mudah diserang selsema, bersikap romantik tetapi tidak pandai mempamirkannya, cukup sayang pd kanak-kanak, suka duduk rumah, setia pada segala-galanya, perlu belajar kemahiran sosial , cukup cemburu yg sangat tinggi.

Bulan Februari
Berfikiran abstrak , sukakan benda yang reality dan abstrak, inteligent, bijak dan genius , berpesonality yg mudah berubah , mudah menawan org lain, agak pendiam. Pemalu dan rendah diri , jujur dan setia pd segalanya, keras hati untuk mencapai matlamat, tidak suka dikongkong , mudah memberontak apabila dikongkong , suka kegiatan yg lasak , emosinya mudah terluka dan sgt sensitif, mudah mempamirkan marahnya , tidak suka benda yg remeh-temeh, suka berkawan tapi kurang mempamerkannya, sangat berani dan suka memberontak, bercita-cita tinggi dan suke berangan-angan dan adaharapan, utk merealisasikan impiannya, pemerhatian yg tajam, suka hiburan dan sukan, suka benda yg bersifat seni, sangat romantik pada dalaman tetapi tidak pada luaran, berkecenderungan pd benda yg tahyul, amat mudah dan boleh menjadi terlalu boros, belajar untuk mempamirkan emosi.

Bulan Mac
Berpesonaliti yg menarik dan menawan, mudah didampingi, sgt pemalu dan pemendam rasa, sgt baik secara semulajadi, jujur pemurah dan mudahsimpati , sgt sensitif pd perkataan yg dituturkan dan alampersekitaran, suka pada kedamaian, sgt peka kepada orang lain, sesuai dgn kerjaya yg memberi khidmat kepada org lain, tidak cepat marah dan sangat amanah, tahu balas budi dan tahu kenang budi, pemerhatian dan penilaian yg sangat tajam, kecenderungan utk berdendam jika tidak dikawal, suka berangan-angan, suka melancong, sgt manja dan suka diberi perhatian yg sangat tinggi, kelam kabut dalam memilih pasangan suka dgn hiasan rumahtangga, punya bakat seni dalalm bidang muzik, kecenderungan kepada benda yang istimewa dan baik, jgn terlalu moody.

Bulan April
Sangat aktif dan dinamik, cepat bertindak buat keputusan tetapi cepat menyesal, sgt menarik dan pandai manjakan diri, punya daya mental yg sangat kuat, suka diberi perhatian, sgt diplomatik (pandai memujuk ).berkawan dan pandai menyelesaikan masalah org, sgt berani dan tiada perasaan takut, suka adventure, pengasih, penyayang, sopan santun dan pemurah emosi cepat terusik try control the emotion kecenderungan bersifat dendam, agresif, kelam kabut utk membuat keputusan kuat daya ingatan, gerak hati yg sangat kuat, pandai mendorong diri sendiri dan memotivasikan org lain, berpenyakit disekitar kepala dan dada sgt cemburu dan terlalu cemburu.

Bulan Mei
Kekerasan hati & degil , kuat semangat & bermotivasi tinggi, pemikiran yg tajam, mudah marah apabila tidak dikawal , pandai menarik hati org lain & menarik perhatian, perasaan yg amat mendalam , cantik dr segi mental & fizikal, tidak perlu dimotivasikan , tetap pendirian tetapi mudah dipengaruhi oleh org lain, mudah dipujuk, bersikap sistematik (otak kiri), suka berangan , kuat daya firasat memahami apa yg terlintas di hati org lain tanpa diberitahu bahagian telinga & leher mudah diserang penyakit daya khayalan yg tinggi permikiran yg tajam pandai berdebat, fizikal yg baik , kelemahan sistem pernafasan suka sastera,seni & muzik serta melancong tidak berapa suka duduk dirumah tidak boleh duduk diam tidak punya ramai anak rajin dan bersemangat tinggi agak boros.

Bulan Jun
Berfikiran jauh & berwawasan , mudah ditawan krn sikap baik berperangai yg lemah lembut mudah berubah sikap,perangai idea @mood idea yg terlalu banyak di kepala, bersikap sensitif otaknya aktif (sentiasa berfikir) sukar melakukan sesuatu dgn segera bersikap suka menangguh-nangguh bersikap terlalu memilih & mahukan yg terbaik cepat marah &cepat sejuk suka bercakap & berdebat suka buat lawak & bergurau otaknya cerdas berangan-angan, mudah berkawan & pandai berkawan org yg sangat tertib pandai mempamerkan sikap mudah kecil hati mudah kena selsema suka berkemas cepat rasa bosan sikap terlalu memilih & cerewet kurang mempamerkan perasaan, lambat nak sembuh apabila terluka hati, suka kepada barang yang berjenama, mudah menjadi eksekutif , kedegilan yg tidak terkawal , sesiapa yg memuji saya adalah musuh saya tetapi siapa menegur saya adalah kawan saya.

Bulan Julai
Sangat seronok didamping , Banyak berahsia dan sukar dimengerti terutamanya lelaki, Agak pendiam kecuali diransang, Ada harga dan maruah diri, Tak suka menyusahkan orang lain tapi tidak marah apabila disusahkan , Mudah dipujuk dan bercakap lurus, Sangat menjaga hati orang lain , Sangat peramah, Emosi sangat mendalam tapi mudah terluka hatinya , Berjiwa sentimental , jarang berdendam , mudah memaafkan tapi sukar melupakan , tidak suka benda remeh-temeh , membimbing cara fizikal dan mental , sgt peka, caring dan mengasihi serta penyayang, layanan yg serupa dgn semua orang, tinggi daya simpati , pemerhatian yg tajam , suka menilai org lain dgn pemerhatian, mudah dan rajin belajar , suka muhasabah diri , suka mengenangkan peristiwa atau kawan lama, suka mendiamkan diri , suka duduk dirumah , suka tunggu kawan tapi tak cari kawan, tak agresif kecuali terpaksa , lemah dari segi kesihatan , perut mudah gemuk , tak kawal diet , minta disayangi, mudah terluka hati tapi lambat pulih, terlalu mengambil berat, rajin dalam membuat kerja.

Bulan Ogos
Suka berlawak, mudah tertawan kepadanya, sopan santun dan caring terhadap org lain, berani dan tidak tahu takut, orgnya agak tegas & bersikap kepimpinan, pandai pujuk org lain , terlalu pemurah & bersikap ego , nilai harga diri yg sangat tinggi , dahagakan pujian, semangat juang yg luar biasa , cepat marah & mudah mengamuk, mudah marah apabila cakapnya dilawan, sangat cemburu, daya pemerhatian yg tajam & teliti, cepat berfikir, fikiran yg berdikari , suka memimpin & dipimpin , sifat suka berangan , berbakat dlm seni lukis,hiburan & silat, sangat sensitif tapi tidak mudah merajuk, cepat apabila ditimpa penyakit , belajar utk relax , sikap kelam kabut , romantik ,pengasih,penyayang , suka mencari kawan

Bulan September
Sangat bersopan santun & bertolak ansur, sangat cermat,teliti & teratur, suka menegur kesilapan org lain & mengkritik, pendiam tapi panda bercakap, sikap sangat cool sangat baik & mudah simpati, sangat perihatin & terperinci,amanah,setia & jujur, kerja yg dilakukansangat sempurna, sangat sensitif yg tidak diketahui org yg banyak berfikir , daya pentaakulan yg baik, otak bijak & mudah belajar, suka mencari maklumat, kawal diri dari terlalu mengkritik, pandai mendorong diri sendiri, mudah memahami org lain(daya firasat yg tinggi) kerana banyak simpan rahsia, suka sukan,hiburan & melancong , kurang menunjukan perasaan terluka hatinya sangat lama disimpan, terlalu memilih pasangan , sukakan benda yg luas, bersistematik

Bulan Oktober
Suka sembang, suka org yg sayang padanya, suka ambil jln tengah, sangat menawan & sopan santun, kecantikan luar & dalam tidak pandai berbohong & berpura-pura, mudah rasa simpati,baik pentingkan kawan, sentiasa berkawan, hatinya mudah terusik tetapi merajuknya tak lama, cepat marah , pentingkan diri sendiri , tidak menolong org kecuali diminta , suka melihat dari perspektifnya sendiri, tidak suka terima pandangan org lain, emosi yg mudah terusik >>>>> > >>> > suka berangan & pandaibercakap, emosi yg kelam kabut , daya firasat yg sangat kuat (terutamanya perempuan), suka melancong,bidang sastera & seni, pengasih ,penyayang & lemah lembut, romantik dlm percintaan, mudah terusik hati & cemburu, ambil berat tentang org lain, suka kegiatan luar , org yg adil, boros & mudah dipengaruhi persekitaran , mudah patah semangat

Bulan November
Banyak idea dalam perkara , sukar utk dimengertikan atau difahami sikapnya, berfikiran kehadapan , berfikiran unik dan bijak, penuh dgn idea-idea baru yg luarbiasa, pemikiran yg tajam , daya firasat yg sgt halus dan tinggi , bagus utk jadi doktor, cermat dan teliti, personaliti dinamik, sifat yg berahsia, pandai mencungkil dan mencari rahsia, banyak berfikir, kurang bercakap tetapi mesra, berani, pemurah setia dan byk kesabaran, terlalu degil dan keras hati, apabila hendak Diusahakan sehingga berjaya , tak suka marah kecuali digugat , mudah ambil berat terhadap orang lain, pandai muhasabah diri , cara berfikir lain dari org lain , otak yg sangat tajam , pandai mendorong diri sendiri , tidak hargai pujian , kekuatan semangat dan daya juang yg sgt tinggi dan apabila hendak sesuatu cuba sampai berjaya, badan yg tough, kasih sayang dan emosi yang sangat mendalam, romantik, tidak pasti dgn hubungan kasih sayang, suka duduk dirumah, sangat rajin dan berkemampuan tinggi, amanah, jujur setia dan pandai berahsia, tidak berapa berjaya dalam mengawal emosi, bercita-cita tinggi perangai tidak dapat diramal dan mudah berubah-ubah.

Bulan Disember
Sangat setia dan pemurah, Bersifat patriotik, Sangat aktif dalam permainan dan pergaulan, Sikap kurang sabar dan tergesa-gesa, Bercita-cita tinggi, Suka menjadi orang yang berpengaruh dlm organisasi, Seronok didampingi, Suka bercampur dgn org, Suka dipuji, diberi perhatian dan suka dibelai, Sangat jujur amanah dan bertolak ansur, Tidak pandai berpura-pura, Cepat marah , Perangai yg berubah-ubah , Tidak ego walaupun harga diri yang sangat tinggi, Benci pada kongkongan , Suka berlawak, Pandai buat lawak dan berfikiran dgn logik.

Rabi'ah al Adawiyya

http://www.islamicedfoundation.com/poetry/rabia.htm

Rabi'ah al-Adawiyya, a major spiritual influence in the classical Islamic world, is one of the central figures of the spiritual tradition. She was born around the year 717 C.E. in what is now Iraq.

MY GREATEST NEED is YOU

Your hope in my heart is the rarest treasure
Your Name on my tongue is the sweetest word
My choicest hours
Are the hours I spend with You
O Allah, I can't live in this world
Without remembering You
How can I endure the next world
Without seeing Your face?
I am a stranger in Your countryAnd lonely among Your worshippers:
This is the substance of my complaint.

Mungkinkah Ini Bisa Terjadi?

LENYAPNYA ISRAEL DI TAHUN 2022 M
Posted on April 20, 2009 by guesichsan
Dipetik dari http://guesichsan.wordpress.com/2009/04/20/lenyapnya-israel-di-tahun-2022-m/#comment-55

Pernahkan anda membaca buku dengan judul seperti tersebut diatas ?

Konon kabarnya berdasarkan perhitungan2 dari QS Al-Israa’ dengan pendekatan numerik yaitu Al Ta’wil Al Riyadli (Penjelasan secara matematis) atau Al Ta’wil Al Raqmi (Penjelasan melalui angka) serta keajaiban angka 19 dan telah diuji kebenarannya dengan mencocokan dengan kejadian yang telah ada bahwa :

1. 2014 M, 2019 M dan 2029 M akan muncul asteroid yang melintas ataupun menabrak bumi, (menurut Near Earth Object Centre, Inggris pada 21 Maret tahun 2014 M) dan akan menimbulkan bencana alam dahsyat di bumi

2. 2014 M akan terjadi bencana besar di jazirah Arab.

3. 2015 M Imam Mahdi as. akan muncul untuk memerangi bangsa Yahudi

4.. 2018 M Kedatangan Isa Al Masih untuk bersama-sama memerangi kaum Yahudi dan mengembalikan umat manusia kejalan tauhid.

5. 2019 M, penghancuran Masjidil Aqsa oleh bangsa Yahudi.

6. 2019 M, 2020 M, 2021 M umat Yahudi dari seluruh dunia akan berkumpul di wilayah Israel untuk bertempur melawan tentaranya Imam Mahdi as dan Isa Al Masih (sudah ada seruan dari Rabbi’ Yahudi kepada kaum Yahudi di seluruh dunia untuk masuk ke Israel/Palestina, yang menurut kepercayaan mereka merupakan Tanah Yang Dijanjikan untuk mendirikan Kerajaan Yahudi jilid 2)

7. 2022 M Umat muslim berhasil merebut kembali Masjidil Aqsa dari Tangan Yahudi serta kehancuran negara israel.

Lantas dengan adanya informasi seperti diatas bagaimana pendapat anda mengenai hal tersebut?Sudah siapkah kita untuk menghadapi Armaggedon?Bagaimana dengan kebenaran perhitungan2 tersebut?

Dibalik benar tidaknya informasi tersebut (karena kapan datangnya waktu kiamat hanya Allah SWT saja yang tahu) diatas, satu bahan untuk renungan kita adalah apakah amaliah kita selama hidup di bumi sudah cukup sebagai bekal diakhirat kelak?

Apabila kita sudah mendapatkan jawaban atas pribadi masing2, semoga tingkah laku dan perbuatan kita kedepan akan jauh lebih baik lagi, Amin.

Catatan almarizh: Kehancuran bangsa Israel tidak dapat dinafikan akan musnah apabila sampai masanya dan zaman kegemilangan Islam akan muncul dan menguasai bumi. Bila masanya? Hanya Allah sahaja yang tahu. Wallahu'alam bisawab.

Joke of The Day 2

Original from:
From: thanaraj.govindasamy@fairchildsemi.com
Thank you to Noorchahaya and Din Boria

SPAGHETTI - A GOOD JOKE

SPAGHETTI For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.. Not wanting to ruin His reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, And write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange post card ‘today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.

Luqman Al-Hakim (Luqman Al-Hikmah)

In its text, Quran also teaches wisdom through the words of a person named Luqman. Although not a prophet, Allah had granted him enormous wisdom. He was wise enough to have an entire chapter named after him. He was a pious person and according to the Quran was granted wisdom by Allah.
As Allah says in the Quran: And indeed We bestowed upon Luqman AlHikmah (wisdom and religious understanding, etc.) saying: “Give thanks to Allah,” and whoever gives thanks, he gives thanks for (the good of) his ownself. And whoever is unthankful, then verily, Allah is All Rich (Free of all wants), Worthy of all praise. (Luqman: 12)

In his book “Stories of the Prophet”, Ibn Katheer writes that Luqman’s real name was known as “Luqman Ibn ‘Anqa’ Ibn Sadun” or according to some “Luqman Ibn Tharan” who was from among the people of Aylah (Jerusalem) (Stated by As-Suhaili from Ibn Jarir and Al-Qutaibi).
Some accounts describe him as an Ethiopian slave who worked as a carpenter. Because of his wisdom people went to him to settle their affairs and therefore he was also known to be a judge.

Although Quran makes no reference regarding him being as a prophet, it is narrated by some as described by Ibn Katheer in his book “Stories of the Prophet” that he was offered to become one. Ibn Katheer mentions, Sa’id said: I heard Qatadah as saying: It was said to Luqman: “How did you prefer wisdom to Prophethood when you were enabled to choose between them?” He said: “If Allah were to assign me with Prophethood, I would accept it and try hard to win His Pleasure, but He enabled me to choose. I feared of being too weak for Prophethood, so I chose wisdom.”

Luqman’s Wisdom

The following are the words of wisdom of Luqman as described in the Quran. Later, another section quotes his wisdom as narrated by other reliable narrators as mentioned by Ibn Katheer in his book “Stories of the Prophets”.

Luqman’s wisdom in the Quran is described in the context of him explaining it to his son. It is described in the Quran in the following verses.

Regarding not to associate anyone in the worship and oneness of Allah –
And (remember) when Luqman said to his son when he was advising him: “O my son! Join not in worship others with Allah. Verily! Joining others in worship with Allah is a great Zoolm (wrong) indeed. (Quran: Luqman: 13)

Being dutiful to ones parents –
And We have enjoined on man (to be dutiful and good) to his parents. His mother bore him in weakness and hardship upon weakness and hardship, and his weaning is in two years give thanks to Me and to your parents, unto Me is the final destination. (Quran: Luqman: 14)
Being dutiful to ones parents except where they tell you to deviate from the Right path –
But if they (both) strive with you to make you join in worship with Me others that of which you have no knowledge, then obey them not, but behave with them in the world kindly, and follow the path of him who turns to Me in repentance and in obedience. Then to Me will be your return, and I shall tell you what you used to do. (Quran: Luqman: 15)

Every person is accountable for everything that he does –
“O my son! If it be (anything) equal to the weight of a grain of mustard seed, and though it be in a rock, or in the heavens or in the earth, Allah will bring it forth. Verily, Allah is Subtle (in bringing out that grain), WellAware (of its place). (Quran: Luqman: 16)

Enjoining Prayers
“O my son! perform AsSalat (prayers), enjoin (people) for Al-Maroof (Islamic Monotheism and all that is good), and forbid (people) from AlMunkar (i.e. disbelief in the Oneness of Allah, polytheism of all kinds and all that is evil and bad), and bear with patience whatever befalls you. Verily! These are some of the important commandments ordered by Allah with no exemption. (Quran: Luqman: 17)

Do not be arrogant and proud
“And turn not your face away from men with pride, nor walk in insolence through the earth. Verily, Allah likes not each arrogant boaster. (Quran: Luqman: 18)

Be humble and lower your voice
“And be moderate (or show no insolence) in your walking, and lower your voice. Verily, the harshest of all voices is the voice (braying) of the donkey.” (Quran: Luqman: 19)

Other words of wisdom from Luqman (not narrated in the Quran) [ibn Katheer]

Luqman on being granted respect and honor
Narrated Ibn Wahb: I was told by ‘Abdullah Ibn ‘Ayyash Al-Fityani after’ Umar, the freed slave of ‘Afrah as saying: “A man came to Luqman, the wise and asked: Are you Luqman? Are you the slave of so and so? He said: “Yes!” The man said: You are the black shepherd! Luqman said: As for my black color, it is obviously apparent, so what makes you so astonished? The man said: You became frequently visited by the people who pleasingly accept your judgments! Luqman said: 0 cousin! If you do what I am telling you, you will be like this. The man said: What is it? Luqman said: Lowering my gaze, watching my tongue, eating what is lawful, keeping my chastity, undertaking my promises, fulfilling my commitments, being hospitable to guests, respecting my neighbors, and discarding what does not concern me. All these made me the one you are looking at.”

Lowering of the gaze usually refers to not looking at men / women (other than your spouse) with a bad desire and to look at them only for valid reasons as prescribed in the religion.
Refer to Islam-qa.com for detailed explanation on this topic.

Luqman on the value of Wisdom
Narrated Damurah after As-Sariy Ibn Yahia as saying: Luqman said to his son: “O my son! Verily, wisdom has brought the indigent to the courts of kings. ”
Luqman on propagating wisdom to others and to take it seriously when given by others
I was told by my father after ‘Amr Ibn ‘Uthman after Damurah Ibn Hafs Ibn ‘Umar as saying: “Luqman placed a bag of mustards beside him and started to advise his son, giving him with every piece of advice a mustard till it all ran out. He said: O my son! I gave you advice that if a mountain was given, it would split………”

Luqman on the need to have a pleasing tongue and sound heart
Yazid Ibn Hamn and Waki’ told us after Abul AShhab after Khalid Ar-Rab’i as saying: “Luqman was an Ethiopian slave who worked as a carpenter. One day, his master ordered him to slaughter a goat and bring him the most pleasant and delicious two parts thereof. Luqman did so and brought him the tongue and heart. The master asked: Did not you find anything more pleasant than these? Luqman said: No! After a while, the master ordered him to slaughter a goat and to throw the most malignant two parts thereof. Luqman slaughtered the goat and threw the tongue and heart. The master exclaimed and said: I ordered you to bring me the most delicious parts thereof and you brought me the tongue and heart, and I ordered you to throwaway the most malignant parts thereof and you threw the tongue and heart, how can this be? Luqman said: Nothing can be more pleasing than these if they were good, and nothing can be more malicious than these if they were malignant.”

Luqman on “Speech is silver and slince is golden”
Luqman said to his son: “O my son! I have never regretted because of keeping silent. If words are silver, silence is golden.”

Luqman on the need to have kindness, mercy and love for others
Abu Mu’awiyah told us after Hisham Ibn ‘Urwah after his father as saying: “Wisdom dictates: O my son: Let your speech be good and your face be smiling, you will be more loved by the people than those who give them provisions.” And, he said: “It is stated in the wisdom -or the Torah – : “Kindness is the head of wisdom.” And, he said: “It is stated in the Torah: “As you show mercy (to others), mercy will be shown to you.”
Luqman on giving
And, he said: “It is stated in the wisdom: “You will gain what you give (or, harvest what you grow).”

Luqman on friendships
And, he said: “It is stated in the wisdom: “Love your friend and the friend of your father.”
Luqman on patience, knowledge, and goodness

`Abdur Razzaq told us after Mu’amir after Ayyub after Abu Qulabah as saying: Luqman was once asked: Who is the best one in terms of patience? He said: It is the one who practices no harm after observing patience. Those who asked him said: Who is the best one in terms of knowledge? He said: It is he who adds to his own knowledge through the knowledge of others. They asked: Who is the best from among the whole people? He said: It is the wealthy. They said: Is it the one who has properties and riches? He said: No! But, it is the one if whose good was sought, he would not hold it back or prevent it. And, it is the one who does not need anything from others.

Luqman on the need to keep good company and to consult scholars
‘Abdullah Ibn Ahmed said: I was told by Al-­Hakam Ibn Abu Zuhair Ibn Musa after Al-Faraj Ibn Fudalah after Abu Sa’id as saying: Luqman said to his son: “O my son! Let only the pious men eat your food, and consult the scholars over your affairs.”
Finally, wisdom in matters is one of the blessings that Allah grants to His creation. The Almighty says in the Quran: “He grants Hikmah to whom He pleases, and he, to whom Hikmah is granted, is indeed granted abundant good. But none remember (will receive admonition) except men of understanding.” (Quran: Al-Baqara: 269)

Note: Hikmah here refers to “Wisdom”
Words of Wisdom from Prophet Mohammad Fifty hadiths selected by Dr. Shahid Athar

1.. "Acquire knowledge, it enables its professor to distinguish right from wrong; it lights the way to heaven. It is our friend in the desert, our company in solitude and companion when friendless. It guides us to happiness, it sustains us in misery, it is an ornament amongst friends and an armour against enemies." (widely attributed to the Prophet Mohammed (pbuh))

2.. "A Muslim who plants a tree or sows a field, from which man, birds and animals can eat, is committing an act of charity." (Muslim)

3.. "There is a polish for everything that takes away rust; and the polish for the heart is the remembrance of Allah." (Bukhari)

4.. "What actions are most excellent? To gladden the heart of human beings, to feed the hungry, to help the afflicted, to lighten the sorrow of the sorrowful, and to remove the sufferings of the injured." (Bukhari)

5.. "The most excellent Jihad is that for the conquest of self." (Bukhari)

6.. "If you put your whole trust in Allah, as you ought, He most certainly will satisfy your needs, as He satisfies those of the birds. They come out hungry in the morning, but return full to their nests." (Tirmidhi)

7.. "When Allah created his creatures He wrote above His throne: 'Verily, my Compassion overcomes my wrath." (Bukhari & Muslim)

8.. "Allah will not give mercy to anyone, except those who give mercy to other creatures." (Abdullah b. Amr: Abu Daud & Tirmidhi)

9.. " 'Son, if you are able, keep your heart from morning till night and from night till morning free from malice towards anyone.' Then the Prophet said: 'O my son! This is one of my laws, and he, who loves my laws verily loves me.' " (Bukhari)

10.. "Say what is true, although it may be bitter and displeasing to people." (Baihaqi)

11.. "Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever is not kind has no faith." (Muslim)

12.. "When you see a person who has been given more than you in money and beauty, look to those, who have been given less." (Muslim)

13.. "If you do not feel ashamed of anything, then you can do whatever you like." (Abu-Masud: Bukhari)

14.. "O Lord, grant me your love, grant me that I love those who love you; grant me, that I might do the deeds that win your love. Make your love dearer to me than the love of myself, my family and wealth." (Tirmidhi)

15.. "It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone. It is better to speak to a seeker of knowledge than to remain silent; but silence is better than idle words." (Bukhari)

16.. "Verily, a man teaching his child manners is better than giving one bushel of grain in alms." (Muslim)

17.. "Whoever is kind, Allah will be kind to him; therefore be kind to man on the earth. He Who is in heaven will show mercy on you."(Abu Daud: Tirmidhi)

18.. "It is difficult for a man laden with riches to climb the steep path, that leads to bliss." (Muslim)

19.. "Once a man, who was passing through a road, found a branch of a tree with torns obstructing it. The man removed the thorns from the way. Allah thanked him and forgave his sins." (Bukhari)

20.. "Who are the learned? Those who practice what they know." (Bukhari)

21.. "Allah has revealed to me, that you must be humble. No one should boast over one another, and no one should oppress another." (Iyad b. Hinar al-Mujashi: Muslim)

22.. "Who is the most favoured of Allah? He, from whom the greatest good comes to His creatures." (Bukhari)

23.. "A true Muslim is thankful to Allah in prosperity, and resigned to His will in adversity." (Muslim)

24.. "A Muslim who meets with others and shares their burdens is better than one who lives a life of seclusion and contemplation." (Muslim)

25.. "Serve Allah, as you would if you could see Him; although you cannot see Him, He can see you. (Umar: Muslim)

26.. "Allah does not look at your appearance or your possessions; but He looks at your heart and your deeds." (Abu Huraira: Muslim)

27.. "The best richness is the richness of the soul." (at the field of Tabuk, Syria, Rajab 9 A.H.: Bukhari)

28.. "Keep yourselves far from envy; because it eats up and takes away good actions, like a fire eats up and burns wood." (Abu Daud)

29.. "Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these." (Bukhari)

30.. "Verily, Allah is mild and is fond of mildness, and He gives to the mild what He does not give to the harsh." (Muslim)

31.. "Whoever loves to meet Allah, Allah loves to meet him." (Bukhari)

32.. "Once the Prophet was asked:'Tell us, which action is dearest to Allah?' He answered:'To say your prayer at its proper time.' Again he was asked: 'What comes next?' Mohammed said: 'To show kindness to parents.' 'Then what?' he was asked, 'To strive for the cause of Allah!' " (Ibn Masad: Bukhari)

33.. "When two persons are together, two of them must no whisper to each other, without letting the third hear; because it would hurt him." (Bukhari & Muslim)

34.. "Verily, it is one of the respects to Allah to honor an old man." (Bukhari)

35.. "All Muslims are like a foundation, each strengthening the other; in such a way they do support each other." (Abu Musa: Bukhari & Muslim)

36.. "Strive always to excel in virtue and truth." (Bukhari)

37.. "You will not enter paradise until you have faith; and you will not complete your faith till you love one another." (Muslim)

38.. "He, who wishes to enter paradise at the best gate, must please his father and mother." (Bukhari & Muslim)

39.. "I am leaving two things among you, and if you cling to them firmly you will never go astray; one is the Book of Allah and the other is my way of life." (Farewell Pilgrimage: Muatta)

40.. "Allah is One and likes Unity." (Muslim)
41.. "The best of alms is that, which the right hand gives and the left hand knows not of." (Bukhari)
42.. "The perfect Muslim is not a perfect Muslim, who eats till he is full and leaves his neighbors hungry." (Ibn Abbas: Baihaqi)

43.. "He is not of us who is not affectionate to the little ones, and does not respect the old; and he is not of us, who does not order which is lawful, and prohibits that which is unlawful." (Ibn Abbas: Tirmidhi)
44.. "No man is a true believer unless he desires for his brother that, what he desires for himself." (Abu Hamza Anas: Bukhari & Muslim)

45.. "To strive for the cause of Allah from daybreak to noon and sunset is better than the goods and enjoyment of the whole worldly life." (Bukhari)

46.. "Be not like the hypocrite who, when he talks, tells lies; when he gives a promise, he breaks it; and when he is trusted, he proves dishonest." (Bukhari & Muslim)

47.. "The proof of a Muslim's sincerity is, that he pays no heed to that, which is not his business." (Abu Hureira: Tirmidhi)

48.. "Do you know what is better than charity and fasting and prayer? It is keeping peace and good relations between people, as quarrels and bad feelings destroy mankind." (Muslims & Bukhari)

49.. "Conduct yourself in this world, as if you are here to stay forever; prepare for eternity as if you have to die tomorrow." (Bukhari)

50.. "The worldly comforts are not for me. I am like a traveller, who takes a rest under a tree in the shade and then goes on his way." (Tirmidhi)

Shahid Athar M.D. is Clinical Associate Professor of Internal Medicine and Endocrinology, Indiana University School of Medicine Indianapolis, Indiana, and a writer on Islam.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Pergh! Madu 4.....

Asal: Roslan Abdul Ghani
Terima kasih kepada Din Boria


Suatu ketika, ada seorang pedagang kaya yang mempunyai empat orang isteri. Dia mencintai isteri yang keempat dan memberikan harta dan kesenangan yang banyak. Sebab, isteri keempat adalah yang tercantik di antara kesemua isterinya. Maka, tidak hairan lelaki ini sering memberikan yang terbaik untuk isteri keempatnya itu. Pedagang itu juga mencintai isterinya yang ketiga. Dia sangat bangga dengan isterinya ini, dan sering berusaha untuk memperkenalkan isteri ketiganya ini kepada semua temannya. Namun dia juga selalu bimbang kalau-kalau isterinya ini akan lari dengan lelaki yang lain.

Begitu juga dengan isterinya yang kedua. Dia juga sangat menyukainya. Dia adalah seorang isteri yang sabar dan penuh pengertian. Bila-bila masa pun apabila pedagang ini mendapat masalah, dia selalu meminta pandangan isterinya yang kedua ini. dialah tempat bergantung. Dia selalu menolong dan mendampingi suaminya melalui masa-masa yang sulit. Sama halnya dengan isterinya yang pertama. Dia adalah pasangan yang sangat setia. Dia sering membawa kebaikan bagi kehidupan keluarga ini. dialah yang merawat dan mengatur semua kekayaan dan usaha si suami. Akan tetapi si pedangang tidak begitu mencintainya. Walaupun isteri pertamanya ini begitu sayang kepadanya namun, pedagang ini tidak begitu memperdulikannya.

Suatu ketika, si pedagang sakit. Kemudian dia menyedari mungkin masa untuknya hidup tinggal tidak lama lagi. Dia mula merenungi semua kehidupan indahnya, dan berkata dalam hati, "Saat ini, aku punya empat orang isteri. Namun, apabila aku meninggal, aku akan sendiri. Betapa menyedihkan jika aku harus hidup sendiri." Lalu dia meminta semua isterinya datang dan kemudian mulai bertanya pada isteri keempatnya, "Kaulah yang paling kucintai, kuberikan kau gaun dan perhiasan yang indah. Nah sekarang, aku akan mati, mahukah kau mendampingiku dan menemaniku?" Isteri keempatnya terdiam. "Tentu saja tidak!" jawab isterinya yang keempat, dan pergi begitu sahaja tanpa berkata-kata lagi. Jawapan itu sangat menyakitkan hati seakan-akan ada pisau yang terhunus dan menghiris-hiris hatinya.

Pedagang yang sedih itu lalu bertanya kepada isteri ketiganya, "Aku pun mencintaimu sepenuh hati, dan saat ini, hidupku akan berakhir. Mahukah kau ikut denganku, dan menemani akhir hayatku?". Isteri ketiganya menjawab, "Hidup begitu indah di sini. Aku akan menikah lagi jika kau mati". Pedagang begitu terpukul dengan jawapan isteri ketiganya itu. Lalu, dia bertanya kepada isteri keduanya, "Aku selalu berpaling padamu setiap kali mendapat masalah. Dan kau selalu mahu membantuku. Kini, aku perlu sekali pertolonganmu. Kalau aku mati, mahukah kau ikut dan mendampingiku? " Si isteri kedua menjawab perlahan, "Maafkan aku…aku tak mampu menolongmu kali ini. Aku hanya boleh menghantarmu ke liang kubur saja. Nanti, akan kubuatkan makam yang indah buatmu."

Jawapan itu seperti kilat yang menyambar. Si pedagang kini berasa putus asa. Tiba-tiba terdengar satu suara, "Aku akan tinggal denganmu. Aku akan ikut ke manapun kau pergi. Aku, tak akan meninggalkanmu, aku akan setia bersamamu." Si pedagang lalu menoleh ke arah suara itu dan mendapati isteri pertamanya yang berkata begitu. Isteri pertamanya tampak begitu kurus. Badannya seperti orang yang kelaparan. Berasa menyesal, si pedagang lalu berguman, "Kalau saja aku mampu melayanmu lebih baik pada saat aku mampu, tak akan kubiarkan kau seperti ini isteriku." Teman, sesungguhnya kita punya empat orang isteri dalam hidup ini;

ISTERI KEEMPAT adalah tubuh kita. Seberapa banyak waktu dan belanja yang kita keluarkan untuk tubuh kita supaya tampak indah dan gagah, semuanya akan hilang. Ia akan pergi segera apabila kita meninggal. Tak ada keindahan dan kegagahan yang tersisa saat kita menghadapNYA.

ISTERI KETIGA adalah status sosial dan kekayaan kita. Saat kita meninggal, semuanya akan pergi kepada yang lain. Mereka akan berpindah dan melupakan kita yang pernah memilikinya.

ISTERI KEDUA pula adalah kerabat dan teman-teman. Seberapa pun dekat hubungan kita dengan mereka, mereka tak akan mampu bersama kita selamanya. Hanya sampai kuburla mereka akan menemani kita.

DAN SESUNGGUHNYA ISTERI PERTAMA adalah jiwa dan amal kita. Mungkin kita sering mengabaikan dan melupakannya demi kekayaan dan kesenangan peribadi. Namun, sebenarnya, hanya jiwa dan amal kita sajalah yang mampu untuk terus setia dan mendampingi kemanapun kita melangkah. Hanya amal yang mampu menolong kita diakhirat kelak.

Jadi, selagi mampu, perlakukanlah jiwa dan amal kita dengan bijak. Jangan sampai kita menyesal kemudian hari! Jangan dok fikir sangat untuk beristeri lebih tetapi…………fikirkanlah tentang untuk beramal lebih……moga-moga Allah merahmati kita semua…… fikir fikirkanlah.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Joke Of The Day 1

Hope it will light up your day…!!!
Thank you to Din Boria of Kuala Lumpur

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets President Barack Obama... The instructor told Prime Minister Mori, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how are you'. Then President Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is... When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'who are you?' (Instead of 'How are you?'.) President Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...' Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha...' Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

Friday, July 10, 2009

KANDUNGAN PALSU & PEMBOHONGAN PADA AL-QURAN

"Sesungguhnya yang mengada-adakan kebohongan itu hanyalah orang-orang yang tidak beriman dengan ayat-ayat Allah dan merekalah pembohong-pembohong." (An-Nahl ayat 105)

"Barangsiapa mengatakan dariku apa yang aku tidak katakan, maka hendaklah ia bersedia mengambil tempatnya dari Neraka."(Hadith riwayat Az-Zahabi dalam Al-Kabair.)

PESANAN KEPADA SELURUH UMAT ISLAM

Message asal daripada nurafza07@yahoo.com
Terima kasih juga kepada Puan Kenangan Tarmin

Tolong sebarkan email ni pada semua umat Islam. Kalau nak beli AL-QURAN yang dicetak dalam edisi baru.. Hati-hatilah kerana ada 4 surah palsu.Surah-surah itu adalah :
1) AL-IMAN
2) AL-WASAYA
3 )AL-TAJASU
4) DANAL-MUSLIMOON

Jangan sesekali layari laman web http://www.thequran.com (Father Zakaria) kerana segala isinya adalah palsu. Sebarkan email ini kepada umat Islam seramai yang mungkin!!!Sebarkan jika anda sayangkan ISLAM....jika sebaliknya.. .nauzubillah. ..

Catatan:
Berikut adalah sebahagian daripada isi kandungan dalam laman web di atas yang ternyata bertentangan dengan tafsir dan kebenaran yang terkandung dalam al-Quran. Mereka menyatakan mengikut surah-surah yang disenaraikan mengikut hujah dan tafsiran selain dari al-quran.

Berhati-hatilah.

AL-BAQARA:1
In Al-Quran: Alif Lam Mim
Scholars of Islam have great differences of opinion about these mysterious letters in the Quran. Some of them consider these letters abbreviations of the names of God. Others claim that a mysterious prophetic code is revealed when these letters are translated into their numerical equivalents. Some say that the letters are present only to cause a variation in the sound of the recitation in order to grab the attention of a sleepy listener. While others consider them a mystery that only God understands. The question then presents itself: "If inspiration is the method by which God addresses humanity, then why would He use mysterious letters especially when the Quran claims to be easy to understand and written in perfect Arabic?"
AL-BAQARA:60
Here The Quran is blending the story of Moses striking a rock to provide water for the thirsty Israelites with a separate event. The Bible explains that Moses went with the people of Israel to Elim where there were twelve springs of water (see Exodus 15:27); however, the rock Moses struck with his rod was in Horeb and from this rock exploded one spring and not twelve (see Exodus 17:1-6) (see also Numbers 20:8-11)
AL-BAQARA:125-129
Verse 127 says that Abraham and Ishmael built the Kaaba. Verse 125 claims that the Kaaba was the house of God since Abraham's time. However, according to other historical accounts Abraham never traveled to the Arabian Peninsula. The Bible teaches that Abraham was called from Haran to the land of Canaan (see Genesis 12) and there built an alter to God in the land promised to him and his offspring. The Biblical account in Genesis never mentions Abraham traveling to the Arabian Peninsula, nor does it say that he and Ishmael built the Kaaba. If the Quranic account was true the Jews would have sanctified the Kaaba long before Mohamed's time. Moreover, history does not support the Kaaba's antiquity or its connection to Abraham. Historical evidence indicates that the Kaaba was simply a pagan temple used to worship Saturn. In fact, the Kaaba in Mecca is only one of many. There were approximately 20 Kaaba-style temples in surrounding Arab lands including: Al- Lat House, Najran Kaaba, the Shaddad Kaaba, Ghatfan Kaaba and the Du-Khesla House (The Kaaba in Yemen). Before Mohamed's time a poet named Zohair Ibn Abi Salma mentions that the ones who built the Kaaba came from the Quraish tribe. His poem reads: "I swear by the house, which the people turn around, who also built it, the Quraish and the Georhem." (The Georhem was a tribe that lived around Mecca at the same time as the Quraish)
AL-BAQARA:247-251
The Quran mistakenly blends the stories of Saul and Gideon. The Quran says that the Prophet Samuel made Saul (whom the Quran names "Talut" due to his height) the king of Israel and in his days David killed Jalut (Goliath) in a fight (see 1 Samuel 15;17). The Quran then combines Saul with the Biblical account of Gideon's army in which the army was tested by drinking from the river when they were preparing to fight the Midianites (see Judges 7:1-8). Therefore, the Quran mistakenly presents Talut (Saul) as Gideon and the war with the Philistines as the war with the Midianites even though the events occurred many years apart.
AL-BAQARA:258
Quranic interpreters agree that the person who argued with Abraham was Nimrod son of Canaan. However, there were twelve generations between Abraham and Noah (see Luke 3:34-36) and four generations between Nimrod and Noah (see Genesis 10:1-8). How could this argument have occurred when the Nimrod lived and died 300 years before Abraham?
AAL-E-IMRAN :35-37
The Quran contradicts historical events because Mary (Miriam), Imran's daughter, did not marry or have children. She was the sister of Aaron, and her mother's name was Jochebed (see Number 26:59). The woman who vowed to dedicate her child to God's service in the Temple was Hannah, the prophet Samuel's mother (see 1 Samuel 1:21-23). Verses 37 introduces Zakariya whom Quranic scholars claim is the same Zechariah found in the Biblical book of Luke. However, in the Bible Zechariah did not live in the Temple in Jerusalem for he was from Hebron and only served in the temple for 15 days out of every year in which he was selected for duty by lottery. (see Luke1:5-40). Mary nor anyone else could have lived in the sanctuary because no one was allowed to enter or live in the Holy of Holies (the Inner Sancutary) of the Temple in Jerusalem. Only the high priest was allowed to enter it once a year on the Day of Atonement in order to offer a sacrifice for the forgiveness of sins (see Exodus 30:10; 1 Chronicles 6:48-49). Furthermore, it is impossible for Zechariah to have taken charge of Mary for he was from the tribe of Levi and Mary was from the tribe of Judah (Hebrews 7:14). In addition, Zechariah lived in Hebron while Mary lived in Nazareth.
AAL-E-IMRAN :49
This verse claims that Christ created birds from clay. Despite the fact that this story adds the quality of "creator" to Christ, which according to Islam is a quality attributed to God alone, the writers of the New Testament books took great care to assemble and transfer to us only the miracles of Christ that occurred before eyewitnesses. They purposefully excluded books of dubious origin without other evidence to support their authenticity. Many researchers believe that this particular story was taken from one of the "Infancy Gospels" found among Apocryphal literature and rejected by many churches.
AAL-E-IMRAN :96-97
Many scientists and historians agree that the Kaaba in Mecca was originally a pagan structure established for idolatry and the worship of Saturn. A search of historical texts, ancient writings and the history of Israel reveals no evidence that Abraham ever visited the Arab Peninsula or built the Kaaba. Until Mohamed's time the Kaaba was a house of idol worship. Science itself refutes the Quranic claims.
AN-NISA :157-158
Verse 157 denies that Jesus was crucified: "they did not crucify him, nor kill him but it was only their imagination" and the verse give no clarifications or even an alternative story. Instead the Quran offers ambiguous words; therefore, interpreters cannot agree on a single story. Some say that Judas was magically made to look like Jesus and was crucified in his place. Others claim that Jesus was crucified but did not die and was revived by his disciples. All of these are fabricated stories denied by historical evidence. The 1st Century historian Josephus (also known as Flavius Josephus due to his Roman citizenship) documented that the Jewish leaders of the day ordered that Jesus of Nazareth be crucified and witnessed His death. In addition, the Bible, written and oral traditions of church testify that Jesus was indeed crucified. Islamic scholars, Al Razi, realized this problem and declared that if it became permissible to say: "Allah, the Almighty, places the similarity of a human on another human then this statement would open the sophistry door." The most important question here is: "Is it not strange that someone would deny the crucifixion of Jesus six hundred years after the fact? During The First Council of Nicaea, held in 325 AD, the bishops of the Christian Church wrote a book that presents the terms of faith confirming that the crucifixion of Jesus was for our salvation. Everything that early Christians left behind has been marked with the sign of the cross. How can anyone deny the history of the cross and its promise in which all Christians believe and rest? (see Matthew 27; Mark 15; Luke 23; John 19)
AL-MAEDA :110
This verse claims that Christ created birds from clay. Despite the fact that this story adds the quality of "creator" to Christ, which according to Islam is a quality attributed to God alone, the writers of the New Testament books took great care to assemble and transfer to us only the miracles of Christ that occurred before eyewitnesses. They purposefully excluded books of dubious origin without other evidence to support their authenticity. Many researchers believe that this particular story was taken from one of the "Infancy Gospels" found among Apocryphal literature and rejected by many churches.
AL-MAEDA :112-115
The Bible says that religious leaders of Jesus' day asked Jesus for a sign and were rebuked. (see Matthew 16:1-4) Later, His disciples asked him for a sign of the end times. (see Matthew 24:3-31) No one in the Biblical record ever asked for a feast from heaven. However, the Bible does record Jesus' miracle of feeding 5,000 men (not including women and children) who had followed Him into the wilderness to hear Him teach. (see John 6:1-15)
AL-ANAAM :74
The Quran mistakenly changes the name of Abraham's father name to Azar and gives no evidence or explanation to validate the change. Biblical genealogy records that Terah was Abraham father's name (see Genesis 11:26).
AL-ARAF :133
It is known that God punished the Egyptians using Moses by striking them with ten plagues: blood, frogs, lice, flies, the death of livestock, boils, hail, locusts, darkness, and the death of their first born sons. Flood was not one of the plagues. (see Exodus 7-11)
AL-ARAF :145
Biblically Moses did not write the Ten Commandments on numerous boards but on two boards. Moreover, the boards contained only the Ten Commandments not "the explanation of everything." How could the entire book of Genesis be written on boards? How many boards would it take? (see Exodus 31:18)
YUNUS:90-92
The Quran claims that God preserved the body of Pharaoh after he drowned to be a sign for the people. In Mohamed's time tales had circulated about the mysterious mummies of Egypt. Therefore, the Quranic account seems to combine the story of the Pharaoh who drowned in the Red Sea trying to pursue Moses (see Exodus 14) with the existence of Egyptian mummies. Besides, none of the mummies we have discovered in modern times can prove that their cause of death was drowning.
HUD:25-27
According to this verse only the most lowly, abject people believed Noah's prophecy, but the Bible records that the only people who believed Noah's words were his relatives. (see Genesis 6-7)
HUD:50-59
Islamic scholars agree that Huda was Hud the son of Abdullah, who was the son of Rabah, who was the son of Jolod, who was the son of Ad, who was the son of Awas, who was the son of Erm, who was the son of Shem, who was the son of Noah whom God sent to the city of Ad as a prophet. Islamic scholars tell us that Ad was a city between Hadarmaut and Yemen, and the people there worshiped idols. Hud and his followers immigranted to Mecca to escape the prophesied destruction of their hometown - Ad. After he and his followers left, the town was indeed destroyed and the refugees lived in Mecca until their death. Where did the Quran get this Myth? This mythical story is recorded in many sources of ancient Arabic poetry. It is found in the poetry of Al Mohalhel, Omeya ben abi Alsalt and many others. However, the ancient sacred writings do not mention any prophet who lived in between the time Noah and Abraham, and there is no mention of a man named Ad among Noah's descendants. (see Genesis 10)
YUSUF:30-33
This story does not correspond with the Biblical account of the life of Joseph found in the book of Genesis. The Quranic account raises many questions for researchers. For example, how could an Egyptian woman at that time declare her love for one of her husband's servants in front of so many other women? Why would women cut their hands just because they admired the beauty of a person, no matter how beautiful that person was? What would they have faced upon going home to their husbands with their hands cut because of Joseph? These questions make the Biblical account seem much more logical. (see Genesis 39)
AR-RAD:3
The people of Mohamed's time believed that the earth was flat and rested on the back a huge fish. Unfortunately, The Quran supports this misguided belief. In this verse and in others the Quran asserts the idea, that earth has mountains standing firm upon it. Very well-respected ancient Islamic scholars agreed that if God had not put these mountains on earth, the earth would have been in danger of flipping upside-down and losing of the people just as an overturned cup spills its contents. Al-Tabari translated Surah 21:31 as the following: “And We have set on the earth mountains standing firm, so that the earth would not be turned upside down, and all of the inhabitants of earth would fall off.” Al Qortoby said: "The mountians are stable and earth is stable because of them." In his explaination of the Quranic account, Ibn Kater said that "God created earth on the back of a whale, named Nun (see Surah 68:1) who lives in the water. The water is in a huge bowl, which rests on the back of the angel. The angel stands upon a rock and rock is in the wind. And this rock is the same rock that is mentioned in Surah 31:16. Then the fish moved and shook the earth (earthquake) so God put the mountains on earth to make it stable (see Surah 31:10)." These ideas existed before Islam and can be found in the poetry of Omaya. A part of his poetic verse reads: "The Lord of the Worlds in every earth and the Lord of Stabilizing Mountians." Do mountains truly stabilize the earth? Science no longer agrees with the Quranic account.
AL-KAHF:8-26
The story of the men sleeping in the cave for "a number of years" is derived from a myth invented by early Christians. It is known as the story of "The Seven Sleepers" which recounts the tale of seven young Christian men who hid in a cave to escape the persecution of the Roman Emperor Decius. They miraculously slept in the cave for 300 years. When they woke up they were astonished at the changes in the world that had happened overnight. The Emperor was now Theodosius who was a Christian. This story can be found in a Latin book called "The Glory of the Martyrs" composed by Gregory of Tours who revived the ancient myth to show his people the ability of God who is above all things. In modern times this story is widely recognized as fictional and is used in Europe to entertain children.
AL-KAHF:60-82
This story recounts the journey of Moses and his servant or attendant (Joshua the son of Nun) to visit a man named Khidr. We are not given any other information about this man named Khidr except that he would travel around the world and perform strange acts, such as, killing a small boy because he thought the boy would grow up to be a sinner. The question remains: Who is Khidr? How can a dead fish taken as food supply spring to life and swim away? How did Moses end up in the junction of two seas and which two seas? This story has no link to any accounts found in the Biblical record.
AL-KAHF:83-100
Islamic Scholars have different opinions regarding the identity of "Zulqarnain" (the name itself means The Father of Two Centuries or Two Horns). Why he was given this name? Some say that he was the Greek Alexander the Great, who was also a prophet. They say he was given this name because he traveled between the West and the East. Others say the name change is due to the belief that he lived for two centuries, had two horns, wore two copper helmets, etc. Why would God make Alexander the Great, who worshipped idols and claimed to be the son of the Egyptian god Amon, a prophet? Where is the dam that Alexander supposedly built between two mountains using pieces of iron and copper in order to forbid the people of Gog and Magog from corrupting the earth? Islamic scholars say that Gog and Magog are alive today and are still standing behind the dam trying to open it. They are described as being ravenously hungry and thirsty, eating everything in site and drinking rivers of water. Who are these people called Gog and Magog? (Read the Biblical account in Ezekiel 38:2 and Revelation 20:8)
MARYAM:22-26
The Quran does not name the specific place where Mary delivered her baby. The Bible tells us that Mary gave birth to Jesus when she was in Bethlehem with her fiancé Joseph. They had traveled to Bethlehem to take part in a census ordered by Caesar August (see Luke 2:1-20). The facts surrounding this event has been proven true by other historical accounts. On the other hand, the Quran mentions that Jesus was talking while he was still in Mary's womb. This phenomenon is not found in the Bible and is taken from the Apocryphal books and early Christian myths, which were widespread in the Arabian Peninsula during Mohamed's time.
MARYAM:28
The Quran confuses Mary (Miriam) the prophet who was the sister of Haron (Aaron) and Moses, and Mary the mother of Jesus without regard for six hundred year time lapse between their existence. When a tribe of the Najran Christians told Mohamed's followers of this mistake, Mohamed replied that people often named their sons after the names of the ancient prophets; therefore, the Aaron mentioned in this verse is not the brother of Moses but another Aaron. Mohamed believed Mary the mother of Jesus had a brother named Aaron. However, the Quran is also mistaken about the name of Mary's father. Surah 66:12 says that her father's name was Imran (Amram), the same name as the father of Moses. (see Exodus 6:20) This is an unbelievable concidence that Mary's father and brother would both be named after the father and son in the family of Moses. Islamic scholars tried to explain that "the sister of Haron (Aaron)" meant "his sister in faith" in other words not indicating a physical familial relation. However, this verse mentions the father, the mother and the brother so the verse in indeed denoting family relationship.
MARYAM:54
The Quran describes Ishmael as a messenger and a prophet. For whom was Ishmael a prophet? What was his message? The Quran does not offer any explanations or details. The Bible does not declare Ishmael a prophet, instead it is recorded in Genesis that: "He shall be a wild man; His hand shall be against every man. And every man's hand against him." (see Genesis 16:12)
Historical
MARYAM:56-57
Islamic scholars unanimously agree that Idris was Noah's great-grandfather, the Biblical Enoch who was raised into heaven. But why does the Quran give him the name Idris? The scholars say that his name was derived from the word "study." Hence, he was called Idris. But why would Enoch be given an Arabic name? (see Genesis 5:21-24)
TA-HA:85-88
The Quran claims that the calf worshipped by the Children of Israel in the wilderness during time of Moses was made for them by a Samaritan. However, Samaria, from which this man supposedly came, was not built until hundreds of year after the time of Moses. Moses came in late 13th Century B.C. while the region of Samaria was formed in the 9th Century B.C. The Biblical account of this incident makes no mention of a Samaritan. (see Exodus 32)
AL-ANBIYA:85
The Quran mentions a man named "Zulkifl" without explaining who he was. Some Islamic scholars say that he was Zachariah or Joshua. Others say that he was Elias. They also disagree about his prophecy for some say that he was just a good man while others say that he was a prophet. As for his name, it is said that God gave him this name because he undertook a matter and fulfilled it for "Al Kifl" means "to fulfill something". Oddly enough, they also agree that he was Jewish. How then was he given an Arabic name? His name is not mentioned in the Old Testament of the Bible or the Torah. Why is he not mentioned in the Torah if he is a Jewish prophet?
AL-FURQAN:38
The Quran recounts the existence of a group of people called "dwellers of the Rass". Some Islamic scholars say that "the Rass" is a well now located in Azerbaijan; therefore, it is also known as " the well of Azerbaijan." Al Thowre said that this well was named after the fact that the people buried their prophet in it; therefore, they became known and the dwellers of Rass. When and where did this happen? The Quran does not provide us with any specific time or place for these events. The Bible record makes no mention of these people.
AL-QASAS:8
The Quran asserts that Haman was the minister of Pharaoh. However, history proves that Haman was a minister under King Ahasuerus. (see Esther 3) However, almost thousand years passed between the Pharaoh of Moses' day and King Ahasuerus! Moreover, Pharaoh ruled over Egypt and Haman served as a minister in Persia.
AL-QASAS:9
The Quran claims that the woman who adopted Moses was the Pharaoh's wife, but Moses himself said that she was the Pharaoh's daughter. (see Exodus 2:5-10)
Historical
AL-QASAS:27
In this verse, the Quran combines facts surrounding Moses and Jacob. According to the Bible, Jethro, Moses father-in-law, had seven daughters and not two (see Exodus 2:16). He gave Moses one of his daughters as a wife without making him work for eight or ten years (see Exodus 2:21). The one who worked for seven years for his father-in-law in order to marry one of his daughters was Jacob (see Genesis 29:18).
AL-QASAS:38
According to the Bible, the tower built to reach into the heavens was constructed by the sons of Adam. The name of the place was Babel and the building began after the Great Flood of Noah's day (see Genesis 11:1-9). Therefore, Pharaoh could not have commanded the building of the tower! Moreover, the tower was not built in Egypt. It was built in the land of the Chaldeans centuries before the Pharaoh of Moses' day.
AL-QASAS:76-81
The name Qaroun is not mentioned among the people of Moses and The Quran does not specify who this person is or where he came from. Some believe that he was Croesus King of Lydia (Greece 560 - 546 B.C.) who was known for his great wealth. If this is true, the question remains: How can he be one of the people of Moses when there are a hundred years between Moses and Croesus? Other Islamic scholars say that he is Korah who gathered with Dathan and Abiram against Moses (see Numbers 16:1-31). If this is true then what is the correlation between the name Korah name and the name Qaroun? Furthermore, Korah is not remembered in the Bible as being excessively wealthy and there is no Biblical record of a person among the people of Moses who made keys that no one could carry.
AL-ANKABOOT:39
The Quran claims that Qarun (Korah) and Haman were Egyptians who resisted Moses in Egypt together with the Pharaoh. This cannot be true because Korah was from Israel and not Egypt. (see Numbers 16:1-31)
LUQMAN:10
Quranic interpretors assert that, according to this verse, the sky is a roof raised by invisible towers (or pillars) and the mountains are bases that keep the earth stable. This belief was not only held by Mohamed, but also by many Arabs of his day. In fact, the poet Omeya wrote: "The Lord of the Worlds in every earth and the Lord of Stabilizing Mountians." And in another verse he says: "He [God] built seven strong ones [layers of heaven] and without visible pillars and without men." The same wording (in the orginial Arabic) appears in the Quran. Modern Islamic scientists still try to tell us that the miracle of the Quran is proven in part by Mohamed predicting the "scientific fact" that the mountains play a geological role in stabilizing the ground. If this "scientific fact" were true then we would have to proclaim the poetry of Omeya as equally miraculous. However, modern scientists know that the sky is not a roof and that the mountains neither stabilize the earth nor prevent earthquakes.
SAD:48
The Quran mentions a man named "Dhul-Kifl" without explaining who he was. Some Islamic scholars say that he was Zachariah or Joshua. Others say that he was Elias or Isaiah. The scholars also disagree about his status as a prophet for some said that he was just a good man while others said that he was indeed a prophet. They believe that God gave him this name because he undertook a matter and fulfilled it for "Al Kifl " means "to fulfill something." Oddly enough, they all agree that he was Jewish. How then did he get this Arabic name? His name is not mentioned in the Old Testament of the Bible (the Torah). Why then was he not mentioned in the books of the Jews if he was a Jewish prophet?
AL-GHAFIR:23-25
The Quran claims that Qarun (Korah) and Haman were Egyptians who resisted Moses in Egypt together with the Pharaoh. This cannot be true because Korah was from Israel and not Egypt. (see Numbers 16:1-31)
AL-GHAFIR:36
The Quran asserts that Haman was the minister of Pharaoh. However, history proves that Haman was a minister under King Ahasuerus. (see Esther 3) However, almost thousand years passed between the Pharaoh of Moses' day and King Ahasuerus! Moreover, Pharaoh ruled over Egypt and Haman served as a minister in Persia.
AT-TAHRIM:12
The Quran says that Imran was the name of Mary's father. However, according to the Biblical account Mary was the daughter of Heli (see Luke 3:23; Matthew 1:16) How can Mary be the daughter of Imran and the sister of Harun (Aaron) when 1,600 years lie between her and Imran and Harun (Aaron) and Moses (see also Surah 19:28)?