Study On Banana

A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of bananas on the brain.
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Never, put your banana in the refrigerator! !! This is interesting. After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.
Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.
Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.
But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school ( England ) were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking.. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal..
Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels.. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack..
Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!
Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

Marvelous Answer

Real story happened with famous Heart Surgeon Lt. Dr. Nitu Mandke. He had done many heart operations.
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.”
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?”
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic…..
***********************“ Try to do it when the engine is running”.

When " Ya Pak.." turn "Ya Sayang..."

The Star
Thursday August 13, 2009

The tabloid (Harian Metro) also reported a statement by Islamic affairs director of Bakti Foundation Abdul Aziz Ismail about the increasing number of foreign domestic maids involved in sexual affairs with their male employers, especially those who were categorised as old.
He said the women were willing to do that because the men were established and were willing to pay them for sexual favours.

Malaysia oh Malaysia again......

The Star
Thursday August 13, 2009

Year One student’s testicles slashed over 50 sen
A YEAR ONE bully slashed his classmate’s private part with a blade because he was not satisfied with the 50 sen he got from his victim, reported Harian Metro.
Seven-year-old Muhamad Amir Amri suffered serious bleeding from a 3cm-long slash wound on his testicles after he refused to hand over money to the bully at a school in Alor Star on Monday.
He was then punched several times in the face before the bully ran back to their classroom to take Muhamad Amir’s pencil case which he believed contained money.
“I ran back to the classroom as well because he threatened to take my pencil case. In the classroom, he checked my pockets and took the 50 sen,” said Muhamad Amir.
He said that the bully then pulled down his pants, took out his blade and slit his testicles, adding that he did not dare fight back as the bully was bigger than him.
Muhamad Amir’s father Amri Rod @ Jamil, 41, said he arrived at the school at 1.15pm to pick up his son when he saw him crouching under the canteen table in pain.
“I took him to see his class teacher and asked for an explanation before being asked to see the headmaster,” he said.
He added that the bully refused to admit he was responsible.
Amri lodged a report at the Kota Star district

Makin Tua Makin Tak Sedar Diri. Rumah Kata Pergi Kubur Kata Mari!

The Star 12 August 2009
Grandpa used welfare money meant for mute wife on hooker
A 78-YEAR-OLD grandfather of five used welfare money meant for his mute wife to pay for the services of a prostitute, reported Berita Harian.
The man was caught during a raid conducted by the Kedah religious department in the afternoon after he collected RM100 on behalf of his wife from the welfare department.
He took a bus to Lorong Petani in Alor Star and allegedly used RM20 from the money to pay a prostitute.
“We found the elderly man and his partner naked in a canvas tent in a wooded area,” said JAIK chief assistant director Sheikh Muhamad Suhaimi Salleh who led the operation.

Mystery of Kaaba: Transcript 1.618

http://criticmagazine.blogspot.com/2009/04/secret-of-kaaba.html

Transcript: 1.618 : Number of Golden Ratio, mystery of Kaaba, Miracle of Islam and Koran, it is the high time for Divine Secrets, Divine Mysteries. In this documentary, you will see scientific proofs of unbelievable mysteries that have remained hidden in the Holy City of Mecca for thousand of years with your own eyes. Mecca is willed as direction of kowtow, convention place for billions of Muslims and as the holy center of Islam. Those Muslims, who can afford, are prescribed to arrive go on a journey through Kaaba, Muzdelife and Arafat and to convene in the sacred city.Phi Constant- 1.618, superior design number of mathematics. The Creator has always used the very same number in numerous events in the universe; in our heart pulses, the aspect ratio of DNA spiral, in the special design of the universe called dodecehadron, in the leaf array rules of plants called phylotaxy, in the snow flake crystals, in the spiral structure of numerous galaxies. The Creator used the same number; the number of golden ratio which is 1.618…It is determined that this ratio has been used for the design of various reputable architectural structures, even including Pyramids in Egypt. Famous astronomer Kepler defined this number as a great treasury. Numerous famous painters, engineers and architects, like Leonardo Da Vinci, have been using this ratio in their works of art for hundreds of years.As a result of his 25 years long study, aesthetician Dr. Steven Markout proves that each of human faces and bodies, created pursuant to this ratio, are completely beautiful. If the relative ratio is 1.618 for the components of any structure, then this form will be convenient to Golden Ratio, the perfect design.So, where is the Golden Ratio Point of the World?

The proportion of distance between Mecca and North Pole to the distance between Mecca and South Pole is exactly 1.618 which is the golden mean. Moreover, the proportion of the distance between South Pole and Mecca to the distance between both poles is again 1.618.The miracle has not been completed yet; The Golden Ratio Point of the World is in Mecca city according to map of latitude and longitude which is the common determinant of mankind for location.The proportion of eastern distance to the western distance of Mecca’s solstice line is again 1.618. Moreover, the proportion of the distance from Mecca to the solstice line from the west side and perimeter of world at that latitude is also surprisingly equal to the golden ratio, 1.618. The Golden Ratio Point of the World is always within the city borders of Mecca, within the Holy Region that includes Kaaba according to all mapping systems despite minor kilometrical variations in their estimations.At home, you can precisely measure the distance between any two points of World by means of Google World’s ruler feature. If you wish, you can easily verify the correctness of the given ratios by calculating latitudes and longitudes or even by using a simple calculator. In drawings, you initially see how to locate start and finish points on Mecca city and North Pole. With respect to positive longitude and latitude values and by taking drift angle to the land, but not to the sea, the single Golden Ratio Point of the World is Mecca.Phi matrix program is an American program used for displaying golden ratio of pictures and drawings. If we assume the longitude and latitude map of the World as an everlasting painting which has an endless depth, and open it in this program, we will find out that the Golden Ratio Point of the World is the City of Mecca.Miracles go on…Golden Ratio Miracle in the Verse, Mecca of Koran.

There is one unique verse in Koran that includes Mecca word and an expression that mentions clear evidences within the city which will grant faith to humanity. The relation between the City of Mecca and the Golden Ratio is clearly engraved in Al-Imran Surah’s (section of Koran) 96th verse. The total number of all letters of this verse is 47. Calculating the golden ratio of total letters, we find out that the word of Mecca is implied; 47 / 1,618 = 29.0. There are 29 letters from the beginning of the verse till the word, Mecca just as in the world map. If only one single word or letter was missing, this ratio could never been constituted. Without pushing the limits, we have conducted the very same process that we conducted on world map and witnessed the glorious coherence of number of letters that reveals the relation of Mecca and Golden Ratio.All these evidences show that; The Creator of the World and mathematics is the same One and Single God, the indefinable and great force that has created Kaaba, holy region and Koran. He reminds whole humanity that he has granted signs to all humanity on the basis of his foreknowledge about the future and the common languages of humans.Discoveries regarding the relation between Golden Ratio, Mecca, Kaaba and Koran have been increasing day by day.

In the figure, it is indicated that measurements by golden ratio compass that is also known as Leonardo compass, prove that Mecca city is located on the Golden Ratio Point of Arabia while Kaaba is located on the Golden Ratio of Mecca City. According to probability calculations, all these proofs can not be incidental.

Joke - How Business Is Done

All the names in this joke do not refer to anybody specifically.

This is Awesome Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"Son : "I will choose my own bride!"Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything.. But your attitude should be positiveThink +++++++ve

Friday Joke

THE OLD MOTOR
The marriage of an 80-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" The old man grinned and said, "You got to keep the old motor running." The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman. She said, "Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?" The old man grinned and said, "You gotta keep the old motor running." A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, "Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?" The old man replied, "It's like I've told you before, you got to keep the old motor running." The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said: "Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black...........

Bertaubatlah Selagi Ada Peluang...

Jika sudah menjadi mayat!

Yang Akan Ikut Mayat Adalah Tiga: Keluarga, Hartanya, Dan Amalnya.Ada Dua Yang Kembali Dan Satu Tinggal Bersamanya;Keluarga Dan Hartanya Akan KembaliSementara Amalnya Akan Tinggal Bersamanya.

Ketika Roh Meninggalkan Jasad...
Terdengar Suara Dari Langit Memekik,"Wahai Fulan Anak Si Fulan..Apakah Kau Yang Telah Meninggalkan Dunia,Atau Dunia Yang MeninggalkanmuApakah Kau Yang Telah Menumpuk Harta Kekayaan,Atau Kekayaan Yang Telah MenumpukmuApakah Kau Yang Telah Menumpuk Dunia,Atau Dunia Yang Telah MenumpukmuApakah Kau Yang Telah Mengubur Dunia,Atau Dunia Yang Telah Menguburmu."

Ketika Mayat Tergeletak Akan Dimandikan....
Terdengar Dari Langit Suara Memekik,"Wahai Fulan Anak Si Fulan...Mana Badanmu Yang Dahulunya KuatMengapa Kini Terkulai LemahMana Lisanmu Yang Dahulunya FasihMengapa Kini Bungkam Tak BersuaraMana Telingamu Yang Dahulunya MendengarMengapa Kini Tuli Dari Seribu BahasaMana Sahabat-Sahabatmu Yang Dahulunya SetiaMengapa Kini Raib Tak Bersuara

Ketika Mayat Siap Dikafan...
Suara Dari Langit Terdengar Memekik,"Wahai Fulan Anak Si FulanBerbahagialah Apabila Kau Bersahabat Dengan Ridha AllahCelakalah Apabila Kau Bersahabat Dengan Murka AllahWahai Fulan Anak Si Fulan...Kini Kau Tengah Berada Dalam Sebuah PerjalananNun Jauh Tanpa BekalKau Telah Keluar Dari Rumahmu Dan Tidak Akan Kembali Selamanya Kini Kau Tengah Safar Pada Sebuah Tujuan Yang PenuhPertanyaan."

Ketika Mayat Diusung....
Terdengar Dari Langit Suara Memekik,"Wahai Fulan Anak Si Fulan..Berbahagialah Apabila Amalmu Adalah Kebajikan Berbahagialah Apabila Matimu Diawali Tobat Berbahagialah Apabila Hidupmu Penuh Dengan Taat."

Ketika Mayat Siap Dishalatkan....
Terdengar Dari Langit Suara Memekik,"Wahai Fulan Anak Si Fulan..Setiap Pekerjaan Yang Kau Lakukan Kelak KauLihat Hasilnya Di AkhiratApabila Baik Maka Kau Akan Melihatnya BaikApabila Buruk, Kau Akan Melihatnya Buruk."

Ketika Mayat Dibaringkan Di Liang Lahat....
Terdengar Suara Memekik Dari Langit,"Wahai Fulan Anak Si Fulan...Apa Yang Telah Kau Siapkan Dari Rumahmu Yang Luas Di DuniaUntuk Kehidupan Yang Penuh Gelap Gulita Di SiniWahai Fulan Anak Si Fulan...Dahulu Kau Tertawa Kini Dalam Perutku Kau MenangisDahulu Kau Bergembira Kini Dalam Perutku Kau Berduka Dahulu Kau Bertutur Kata Kini Dalam Perutku KauBungkam Seribu Bahasa."

Ketika Semua Manusia Meninggalkannya Sendirian....
Allah Berkata Kepadanya,"Wahai Hamba-Ku.....Kini Kau Tinggal Seorang DiriTiada Teman Dan Tiada KerabatDi Sebuah Tempat Kecil, Sempit Dan Gelap..Mereka Pergi Meninggalkanmu..Seorang Diri Padahal,Karena Mereka Kau Pernah Langgar PerintahkuHari Ini,... Akan Kutunjukan Kepadamu KasihSayang-Ku Yang Akan Takjub Seisi AlamAku Akan Menyayangimu Lebih Dari KasihSayang Seorang Ibu Pada Anaknya.Kepada Jiwa-Jiwa Yang Tenang AllahBerfirman, "Wahai Jiwa Yang Tenang Kembalilah KepadaTuhanmu Dengan HatiYang Puas Lagi Diridhai-Nya Maka Masuklah Ke DalamJamaah Hamba-Hamba-Ku DanMasuklah Ke Dalam Jannah-Ku

Jiehan
http://e-malabari.net/ugama/suaramayat.htm

Bulan Shaaban & Nisfu Saaban

5 Ogos 2009 (15 Shaaban)
Nisfu Shaaban

Pautan laman web berkaitan:
http://e-malabari.net/ugama/syaaban.htm

Hidupkan malamnya dengan membaca surah Yaasin 3 kali dengan tertib selepas solat fardhu Maghrib.
1. Mohon panjang umur dan dapat beribadat
2. Rezeki yang melimpah ruah, dipelihara daripada bala' dan kebinasaan akibat penyakit
3. Ditetapkan iman dan memohon husnul-khatimah

Rujukan:
Senjata Mukmin disusun oleh Haji Hussin Kudri, Martapura, Indonesia

Digalakkan berpuasa kecuali hari syak iaitu 30 Shaaban.
Rujukan:
Amalan Harian Sepanjang Zaman, Ustaz Dato'Haji Ismail Kamus