http://boergoat-sa.com/page2.html
The Boer Goat
The popularity of the Boer Goat today is due to its many attractive qualities:
Ø Hardiness - survives easily in dry areas, rugged mountain regions and dense shrubbery.
Ø Meat - the meat is tasty, tender, low in cholesterol and the Boer Goat has a slaughter weight of 50%.
Ø Fertility and reproduction - kidding percentage up to 200% - lifespan of up to 10 years.
Ø Excellent utilization of available grazing.
Ø Disease resistant.
Ø Requires less labour - production cost is low.
Ø Fast growing and marketable at an early age.
The History
The Present
International Experience
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
Nation Aims To Rear 1.1 Million Goats By 2015
http://www.easterntimes.com.my/index.php?news_id=1&news_content=7777
News
Nation aims to rear 1.1m goats by 2015
By Henry Siyu
MUKAH: Malaysia aimed to rear 1.1 million goats by 2015 in order to supply enough meat to meet the fast growing demand from consumers, according to Dr Haji Ibrahim Che Embong, Deputy Director-General of Veterinary Services Department of Malaysia.He said currently the country had around 300,000 heads of goat, with most of them belonging to one of three well-known breeds - Boer, Gamnapari and Katjang.
Dr Haji Ibrahim was speaking in a press conference held after the closing ceremony of a goat rearing course on Tuesday.The closing ceremony was graced by Assistant Minister in the Chief Minister’s Department and Assistant Minister of Land Development, Haji Mohd Naroden Haji Majais.
Local supply of goat meat could meet only about 9% of the demand in the country and the rest had to be imported from overseas, according to Dr Haji Ibrahim.He was the government was trying to boost the rearing of goats so that the country would not depend too much on imports.“Though the target if met by 2015 would only mean the country would be able to cater about 28% of the local needs then, at least, we would not totally depend on imported goat meat as it is now,” he explained.
Dr Ibrahim also revealed that the most sought after breed of goat in Malaysia was that of the Boer breed which originally came from South Africa.“The best meat is from the Boer breed. This is followed by Gamnapari from Indonesia. Our local breed is the Katjang. Frozen goat meat of the Boer type are imported from Australia and New Zealand,” he said.The huge demand for goat meat meant that the business potential in the goat rearing industry would be tremendous, he added.Livestock farming could bring in big profits, according to Dr Ibrahim.
He also cited the success story of a local entrepreneur engaged in the cattle industry in Peninsular Malaysia who earned between RM5 million and 6 million per year from a two-acre feedlot.“With commitment and dedication, anybody can be successful in this business, whether you rear cattle or goats, provided you put your heart and mind to it,” he advised.
News
Nation aims to rear 1.1m goats by 2015
By Henry Siyu
MUKAH: Malaysia aimed to rear 1.1 million goats by 2015 in order to supply enough meat to meet the fast growing demand from consumers, according to Dr Haji Ibrahim Che Embong, Deputy Director-General of Veterinary Services Department of Malaysia.He said currently the country had around 300,000 heads of goat, with most of them belonging to one of three well-known breeds - Boer, Gamnapari and Katjang.
Dr Haji Ibrahim was speaking in a press conference held after the closing ceremony of a goat rearing course on Tuesday.The closing ceremony was graced by Assistant Minister in the Chief Minister’s Department and Assistant Minister of Land Development, Haji Mohd Naroden Haji Majais.
Local supply of goat meat could meet only about 9% of the demand in the country and the rest had to be imported from overseas, according to Dr Haji Ibrahim.He was the government was trying to boost the rearing of goats so that the country would not depend too much on imports.“Though the target if met by 2015 would only mean the country would be able to cater about 28% of the local needs then, at least, we would not totally depend on imported goat meat as it is now,” he explained.
Dr Ibrahim also revealed that the most sought after breed of goat in Malaysia was that of the Boer breed which originally came from South Africa.“The best meat is from the Boer breed. This is followed by Gamnapari from Indonesia. Our local breed is the Katjang. Frozen goat meat of the Boer type are imported from Australia and New Zealand,” he said.The huge demand for goat meat meant that the business potential in the goat rearing industry would be tremendous, he added.Livestock farming could bring in big profits, according to Dr Ibrahim.
He also cited the success story of a local entrepreneur engaged in the cattle industry in Peninsular Malaysia who earned between RM5 million and 6 million per year from a two-acre feedlot.“With commitment and dedication, anybody can be successful in this business, whether you rear cattle or goats, provided you put your heart and mind to it,” he advised.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Juliza Adzlizan mangsa Facebook!
HAMPIR 30 tahun bergelumang dalam industri muzik, nama Juliza Adzlizan Abd. Rafar jarang sekali dikaitkan dengan kontroversi-kontroversi negatif.
Namun, gara-gara penyalahgunaan laman sosial Facebook oleh segelintir masyarakat yang tidak bertanggungjawab, Juliza, 44, menjadi mangsa kritikan hanya kerana satu perkataan yang agak memalukan bagi masyarakat tempatan.
Pada bahagian informasi 'interest' (kegemaran) di akaun Facebook itu, 'Juliza' meletakkan seks selain memasak, menyanyi, menari, membeli-belah dan menonton wayang.
Isu tersebut menjadi topik perbualan ramai. Malah, juara Bintang RTM 1983 itu seperti dimanipulasikan apabila akaunnya tersebar di beberapa laman web dengan meletakkan iklan ubat seks di bahagian atasnya.
Enggan melatah, guru vokal sekolah , Singing Factory miliknya sendiri itu bagaimanapun menafikan sekeras-kerasnya bahawa akaun Facebook itu bukan miliknya.
Ramai yang terkejut dengan informasi 'suka seks' di akaun Facebook anda. Apa komen anda mengenai hal ini?
Saya dianiaya. Akaun Facebook itu bukan milik saya sebaliknya orang lain. Saya mempunyai akaun saya sendiri. Saya takut ada orang cuba mengenakan saya memandangkan beberapa bulan yang lalu, ada orang yang menceroboh masuk ke akaun saya dan saya tak boleh membuka akaun tersebut selama sebulan. Saya rasa ada orang yang dengki dengan saya dan melakukan sesuatu ke atas akaun saya.
Anda seorang wanita yang terbuka tentang seks?
Saya tidak ada masalah dengan hal itu. Bagi saya, masyarakat perlu tahu mengenainya. Walaupun saya seorang yang terbuka, saya tak akan menulis berkaitan seks secara terbuka dalam Facebook.
Disebabkan isu itu, ramai yang memanipulasikan keterbukaan anda terhadap isu ini. Boleh komen?
Saya tak kisah. Memang ramai bloggers yang tak suka kita bersih daripada kontroversi. Oleh itu mereka cuba mereka sesuatu untuk menaikkan nama laman web masing-masing. Bagi saya, mereka yang membuat akaun palsu saya adalah pendengki.
Anda takut berdepan dengan masyarakat selepas isu ini diperbesarkan?
Pedulikanlah apa mereka nak cakap. Kita tak boleh nak tutup mulut orang. Janji, suami dan keluarga saya tahu apa yang saya buat. Suami saya juga kerap memantau Facebook saya, dan jika ada yang tak kena, dia akan cakap. Jadi saya tak kisah.
Adakah anda mangsa Facebook?
Ya. Mungkin orang dah lama memantau akaun saya, lalu mereka cuba memburukkan diri saya dengan meletakkan satu perkataan itu sahaja. Kalau benarlah saya sukakan seperti yang ditulis, takkan saya nak letak dan membiarkannya menjadi tontonan umum.
http://gambargambarpelik.blogspot.com/2010/02/juliza-adzlizan-mangsa-facebook.html
HAMPIR 30 tahun bergelumang dalam industri muzik, nama Juliza Adzlizan Abd. Rafar jarang sekali dikaitkan dengan kontroversi-kontroversi negatif.
Namun, gara-gara penyalahgunaan laman sosial Facebook oleh segelintir masyarakat yang tidak bertanggungjawab, Juliza, 44, menjadi mangsa kritikan hanya kerana satu perkataan yang agak memalukan bagi masyarakat tempatan.
Pada bahagian informasi 'interest' (kegemaran) di akaun Facebook itu, 'Juliza' meletakkan seks selain memasak, menyanyi, menari, membeli-belah dan menonton wayang.
Isu tersebut menjadi topik perbualan ramai. Malah, juara Bintang RTM 1983 itu seperti dimanipulasikan apabila akaunnya tersebar di beberapa laman web dengan meletakkan iklan ubat seks di bahagian atasnya.
Enggan melatah, guru vokal sekolah , Singing Factory miliknya sendiri itu bagaimanapun menafikan sekeras-kerasnya bahawa akaun Facebook itu bukan miliknya.
Ramai yang terkejut dengan informasi 'suka seks' di akaun Facebook anda. Apa komen anda mengenai hal ini?
Saya dianiaya. Akaun Facebook itu bukan milik saya sebaliknya orang lain. Saya mempunyai akaun saya sendiri. Saya takut ada orang cuba mengenakan saya memandangkan beberapa bulan yang lalu, ada orang yang menceroboh masuk ke akaun saya dan saya tak boleh membuka akaun tersebut selama sebulan. Saya rasa ada orang yang dengki dengan saya dan melakukan sesuatu ke atas akaun saya.
Anda seorang wanita yang terbuka tentang seks?
Saya tidak ada masalah dengan hal itu. Bagi saya, masyarakat perlu tahu mengenainya. Walaupun saya seorang yang terbuka, saya tak akan menulis berkaitan seks secara terbuka dalam Facebook.
Disebabkan isu itu, ramai yang memanipulasikan keterbukaan anda terhadap isu ini. Boleh komen?
Saya tak kisah. Memang ramai bloggers yang tak suka kita bersih daripada kontroversi. Oleh itu mereka cuba mereka sesuatu untuk menaikkan nama laman web masing-masing. Bagi saya, mereka yang membuat akaun palsu saya adalah pendengki.
Anda takut berdepan dengan masyarakat selepas isu ini diperbesarkan?
Pedulikanlah apa mereka nak cakap. Kita tak boleh nak tutup mulut orang. Janji, suami dan keluarga saya tahu apa yang saya buat. Suami saya juga kerap memantau Facebook saya, dan jika ada yang tak kena, dia akan cakap. Jadi saya tak kisah.
Adakah anda mangsa Facebook?
Ya. Mungkin orang dah lama memantau akaun saya, lalu mereka cuba memburukkan diri saya dengan meletakkan satu perkataan itu sahaja. Kalau benarlah saya sukakan seperti yang ditulis, takkan saya nak letak dan membiarkannya menjadi tontonan umum.
http://gambargambarpelik.blogspot.com/2010/02/juliza-adzlizan-mangsa-facebook.html
Handalnya! Patah Gigi Buaya....
http://gambargambarpelik.blogspot.com/2010/02/buaya-patah-gigi-lawan-dua-lelaki.html
DARWIN - Dua pemain ragbi di Australia menewaskan seekor buaya gergasi selepas bergusti dengan reptilia itu, lapor sebuah akhbar semalam.
Buaya seberat 1,000 kilogram bernama Burt itu menerkam Big Willie dan Johnathan Thurston yang merupakan kapten pasukan North Queensland Cowboys selepas mereka melompat ke dalam sebuah tangki kaca berisi air di Crocosaurus Cove iaitu sebuah taman buaya di sini pada Khamis lepas.
Ibarat bertemu buku dengan ruas, buaya tersebut bukan sahaja gagal membaham dua mangsanya itu tetapi turut kehilangan sebatang giginya dalam pertarungan sengit tersebut.
Kedua-dua pemain itu tidak mengalami sebarang kecederaan.
Ia merupakan sebahagian acara sampingan sebelum perlawanan ujian pasukan itu dengan Gold Coast Titans hari ini.
DARWIN - Dua pemain ragbi di Australia menewaskan seekor buaya gergasi selepas bergusti dengan reptilia itu, lapor sebuah akhbar semalam.
Buaya seberat 1,000 kilogram bernama Burt itu menerkam Big Willie dan Johnathan Thurston yang merupakan kapten pasukan North Queensland Cowboys selepas mereka melompat ke dalam sebuah tangki kaca berisi air di Crocosaurus Cove iaitu sebuah taman buaya di sini pada Khamis lepas.
Ibarat bertemu buku dengan ruas, buaya tersebut bukan sahaja gagal membaham dua mangsanya itu tetapi turut kehilangan sebatang giginya dalam pertarungan sengit tersebut.
Kedua-dua pemain itu tidak mengalami sebarang kecederaan.
Ia merupakan sebahagian acara sampingan sebelum perlawanan ujian pasukan itu dengan Gold Coast Titans hari ini.
Mangsa Dera: Syafia Humairah Sahari
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Anak mati didera kekasih ibu
KUALA KUBU BARU - Polis menahan seorang pemandu teksi bagi membantu siasatan berhubung kematian seorang kanak-kanak perempuan berusia tiga tahun yang dipercayai menjadi mangsa dera di Kampung Batu 30, Ulu Yam Lama dekat Batang Kali semalam.
Kejadian pukul 8.30 malam itu terbongkar selepas lelaki berusia 28 tahun terbabit membawa mayat kanak-kanak itu, Syafia Humairah Sahari ke Hospital Kuala Kubu Baru dengan mendakwa mangsa terlibat dalam kemalangan jalan raya.
Bagaimanapun, selepas diteliti, pihak hospital mendapati terdapat kesan lebam di seluruh badan kanak-kanak tersebut termasuk di perut dan bawah telinga selain luka di dagu yang tidak selari dengan cerita kemalangan.
http://gambargambarpelik.blogspot.com/2010/02/anak-mati-didera-kekasih-ibu.html
Anak mati didera kekasih ibu
KUALA KUBU BARU - Polis menahan seorang pemandu teksi bagi membantu siasatan berhubung kematian seorang kanak-kanak perempuan berusia tiga tahun yang dipercayai menjadi mangsa dera di Kampung Batu 30, Ulu Yam Lama dekat Batang Kali semalam.
Kejadian pukul 8.30 malam itu terbongkar selepas lelaki berusia 28 tahun terbabit membawa mayat kanak-kanak itu, Syafia Humairah Sahari ke Hospital Kuala Kubu Baru dengan mendakwa mangsa terlibat dalam kemalangan jalan raya.
Bagaimanapun, selepas diteliti, pihak hospital mendapati terdapat kesan lebam di seluruh badan kanak-kanak tersebut termasuk di perut dan bawah telinga selain luka di dagu yang tidak selari dengan cerita kemalangan.
http://gambargambarpelik.blogspot.com/2010/02/anak-mati-didera-kekasih-ibu.html
Dia Tendang Budak Itu Macam Bola!
KUALA KUBU BHARU: “Dia tendang budak itu macam bola dan langsung tak pedulikan jeritan orang ramai yang melarangnya,” kata Ahmad Fikri Khalis, 19, yang menyaksikan Syafia Humairah Sahari, 3, dibelasah sehingga mati di padang bola sepak di Kampung Batu 30, Ulu Yam Lama, Batang Kali, dekat sini, petang kelmarin. Ahmad Fikri mendakwa, lelaki berusia 28 tahun terbabit yang juga pemandu teksi bukan saja menendang badan kanak-kanak malang itu, malah dia berulang kali memijak kepala mangsa hanya kerana Syafia Humairah masih di luar rumah ketika waktu senja. Dalam kejadian jam 7.30 malam itu, lelaki terbabit ‘naik angin’ apabila anak teman wanitanya itu tidak patuh arahannya supaya pulang ke rumah. Difahamkan, kanak-kanak malang itu sedang bermain di padang itu sambil menyaksikan beberapa remaja bermain bola sepak sebelum diserang lelaki durjana itu. Menurut Ahmad Fikri, lelaki terbabit secara tiba-tiba datang memarahi Syafia Humairah sebelum hilang pertimbangan lalu membelasah kanak-kanak itu tanpa belas kasihan. “Mulanya dia menampar dan menendang budak itu. Apabila mangsa terjatuh, dia memijak kepalanya walaupun menyedari perbuatannya dilihat beberapa remaja yang sedang bermain bola sepak,” katanya ketika ditemui di tempat kejadian, semalam. Menurut Ahmad Fikri, selepas lebih 10 minit membelasah kanak-kanak itu, lelaki terbabit beredar dari kawasan berkenaan sebelum orang ramai bergegas memberi bantuan kepada Syafia Humairah. “Seorang daripada penduduk yang menyaksikan kejadian cuba mengangkat budak itu untuk dibawa ke hospital. “Namun, belum pun sempat dia berbuat demikian, lelaki terbabit datang semula sebelum mengangkat mangsa memasuki teksinya. “Dia mendakwa akan membawa sendiri ‘anak tirinya’ itu ke hospital,” katanya. Ahmad Fikri berkata, berdasarkan pemerhatiannya, kanak-kanak malang itu sudah mati ketika dibawa masuk ke dalam teksi berkenaan. “Mana tidaknya, saya lihat dia langsung tidak bergerak, sebaliknya muka dan tubuhnya kelihatan pucat seperti orang sudah mati. Lebih menyedihkan, katanya, lelaki terbabit dilihat masih memukul mangsa ketika berada dalam teksinya. “Kami (penduduk) bukan tak nak tolong, tapi diugut lelaki berkenaan supaya tidak campur hal keluarganya,” katanya. Difahamkan, sebaik tiba di Hospital Kuala Kubu Bharu di sini, lelaki itu menyamar sebagai ‘bapa tiri’ mangsa sebelum mendakwa mereka terbabit dalam kemalangan menyebabkan anaknya itu cedera parah. Ahmad Fikri berkata, dia dan puluhan lagi rakannya yang menyaksikan kejadian itu tidak mungkin dapat melupakan kekejaman lelaki berkenaan. “Saya berharap pihak berkuasa mengenakan tindakan sewajarnya terhadap lelaki durjana terbabit berikutan kekejamannya itu. “Saya yakin penduduk di sini sanggup tampil membantu siasatan jika diperlukan pihak berkuasa,” katanya. http://www.hmetro.com.my/myMetro/articles/Tendangmacambola/Article
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Poems Written By Wife and Husband
A good and civil way to have a fight instead of physically....
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems,
he created YOU.
WIFE:Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you
Thanks to BZA
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems,
he created YOU.
WIFE:Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you
Thanks to BZA
Monday, February 22, 2010
The Return of KBMCR
Ingat KBMCR? Jemput menyertai semula KBMCR dalam facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=320202075741
Thursday, February 18, 2010
This Is Malaysia - What A True Malaysian Should Know
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Ajinomoto
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :Maggi Mee
NATIONAL BREAKFAST :Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH :Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER :Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:Traffic Jam
NATIONAL CONDOM:None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buyingcondoms.So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearestpack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier caneven blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then aftera few pints they start swearing at everything.. ..
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):Food Poisoning
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,mother-in-law around, early appointment, food notdigested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond toocold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take thepill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t removemake-up, haven ' t shower, no water supply, going towatch ' Santa Barbara ', depress, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and youare all 'dried up'.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we haveanother secret weapon - Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :NATIONAL Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU'?-on the way.
NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE-10 minutes
NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASEPetrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naikler... inclusive chicken meat?
NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASES: Still cheaper than other country la....
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:there was accident on the other side of the road.. ofcourse must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypohlah!
NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'
NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKYPARLIAMENT ROOFS:An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palmsand poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:None. We were misquoted.
NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!
NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYERFUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS:dunno. It's not as if we're anywhere near the middleeast.
NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROMFOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:We're about to unveil another badly designed low budgetcar, which, coupled with our notorious customer serviceand corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt againwithin the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely noneed for the Germans and their silly car-making andmarket-positioning knowhow, thank you very much.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHATEVER QUEUE) :everybody doing what lah............
NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:Relax ler... government will give discount one of thesedays
NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION) :give them minum kopi lar......
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :Maggi Mee
NATIONAL BREAKFAST :Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH :Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER :Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:Traffic Jam
NATIONAL CONDOM:None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buyingcondoms.So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearestpack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier caneven blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then aftera few pints they start swearing at everything.. ..
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):Food Poisoning
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,mother-in-law around, early appointment, food notdigested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond toocold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take thepill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t removemake-up, haven ' t shower, no water supply, going towatch ' Santa Barbara ', depress, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and youare all 'dried up'.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we haveanother secret weapon - Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :NATIONAL Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU'?-on the way.
NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE-10 minutes
NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASEPetrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naikler... inclusive chicken meat?
NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASES: Still cheaper than other country la....
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:there was accident on the other side of the road.. ofcourse must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypohlah!
NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'
NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKYPARLIAMENT ROOFS:An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palmsand poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:None. We were misquoted.
NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!
NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYERFUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS:dunno. It's not as if we're anywhere near the middleeast.
NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROMFOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:We're about to unveil another badly designed low budgetcar, which, coupled with our notorious customer serviceand corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt againwithin the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely noneed for the Germans and their silly car-making andmarket-positioning knowhow, thank you very much.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHATEVER QUEUE) :everybody doing what lah............
NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:Relax ler... government will give discount one of thesedays
NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION) :give them minum kopi lar......
Creation Of The Universe Part III
It is We, who have built the universe with (Our creative) power, and, verily, it is We who are steadily expanding it - Quran, surah adh-Dhariyat: 47)
Creation Of The Universe Part II
1. He is the originator of the heavens and the earth - Quran, surah al-an'am: 101
2. Do unbelievers not see that the heavens and the earth were sawn together, and then We unstiched them - Quran, surah al-anbiya: 30
2. Do unbelievers not see that the heavens and the earth were sawn together, and then We unstiched them - Quran, surah al-anbiya: 30
Creation Of The Universe
If it were created, it would have to be created by God instantaneously and from nothingness- George Politzer, Basic Principles of Philosophy, 1989, p 84.
Hohohoho - Website Tu Apa?
Ada yang menggunakan istilah website dalam Bahasa Melayu sebagai laman web atau sekarang laman sesawang.
Se-Sa-Wang. Sebut betul-betul.....
Yang tidak beruang (berwang), ditukar kepada laman sesakwang.
Se-Sak-Wang! Sebut betul-betul........
Hohohohohohooooo.....
Se-Sa-Wang. Sebut betul-betul.....
Yang tidak beruang (berwang), ditukar kepada laman sesakwang.
Se-Sak-Wang! Sebut betul-betul........
Hohohohohohooooo.....
Perkasakan Bahasa Inggeris Tu Dulu!
Ejaan "condemm" salah
Ejaan "interering" salah
Malu kalau diketawakan orang!
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
40 Richest Malaysian Update
40 richest Malaysians saw 63% rise in wealth to RM156.7 billion on January 15th. Up from RM96.3 billion a year ago but still lower than RM171.9 billion in 2008.
Quoted from STAR
Quoted from STAR
Muslim Population In The World
The size of the Muslim population has long been the subject of guesswork, with estimates ranging anywhere from one billion to 1.8billion.
But the report, by the Pew Research Centre's Forum on Religion and Public Life, is billed as the most comprehensive of its kind.
The project, which has taken three years, presents a portrait of the Muslim world that might surprise some. For example, Germany has more Muslims than Lebanon, China has more than Syria, and Russia has more than Jordan and Libya combined.
One commentator, Amaney Jamal, an assistant professor of politics at Princeton University in the U.S., said: 'This idea that Muslims are Arabs and Arabs are Muslims is obliterated by this report.'
Britain has 1,647,000 Muslims - 2.7 per cent of the UK population, and 0.1 per cent of the global Muslim population, the report said.
Islam is the world's second largest religion behind Christianity, which has an estimated 2.1billion to 2.2billion followers.
The Pew centre, an American think-tank, calls the report the most thorough on the size and distribution of Muslims.
The task of determining the Muslim populations in 232 countries and territories involved analysing census reports, demographic studies and general population surveys.
The report provides further evidence that while the heart of Islam might beat in the Middle East, its greatest numbers lie in Asia - more than 60 per cent of the world's Muslims live in Asia. Indonesia has the world's largest Muslim population - 203million, or 13 per cent of the world's total.
Global religion: The report showed that nearly one in four people in the world are Muslim
About 20 per cent of Muslims live in the Middle East and North Africa, 15 per cent in Sub-Saharan Africa, 2.4 per cent in Europe and 0.3 per cent in the Americas. Europe is home to about 38million.
The report made no reference to whether the Muslim population is on the increase. A Pew centre project next year will estimate growth rates among Muslim populations and project future trends.
The report also revealed that:
Europe is home to about 38 million Muslims, or about five per cent of its population. Germany appears to have more than 4 million Muslims - almost as many as North and South America combined. In France, where tensions have run high over an influx of Muslim immigrant laborers, the overall numbers were lower but a larger percentage of the population is Muslim.
Two-thirds of all Muslims live in 10 countries. Six are in Asia (Indonesia, Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, Iran and Turkey), three are in North Africa (Egypt, Algeria and Morocco) and one is in sub-Saharan Africa (Nigeria).
Indonesia, which has a tradition of a more tolerant Islam, has the world's largest Muslim population (203 million, or 13 per cent of the world's total). Religious extremists have been involved in several high-profile bombings there in recent years.
In China, the highest concentrations of Muslims were in western provinces. The country experienced its worst outbreak of ethnic violence in decades when rioting broke out this summer between minority Muslim Uighurs and majority Han Chinese.
Of roughly 4.6 million Muslims in the Americas, more than half live in the United States although they only make up 0.8 percent of the population there. About 700,000 people in Canada are Muslim, or about two percent of the total population.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Ibu Saya - Hajjah Samsiah Hj Othman
Tahun 2010 ini, ibu dah berumur 72 tahun. Sebagai anak keduadalam adik beradik, anak-anak Hj Othman Hj Taib dan
Hajjah Arpiah Hj Ijab.
Catatan:
Haji Othman Haji Taib (Allahyarham) pernah menjadi Wakil Rakyat kawasan Simpang Kiri (kini Seri Medan).
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